[Nyck]

i dunno what it was, it must have been all the crack I smoked last night, but I was at work today doing my daily humdrum bullshit job and started just laughing out loud thinking of this quote in reference to armed.zip fag

Originally Posted by Akuma

get the fuck off my forum negger

I dont know why I thought of it, but it was making me just crack up.

any of you ever sit and think of some stupid shit off this forum or elsewhere and just start laughing for no reason?

Tell the what and where plzkthx

Happens all the time, usually at the most unapropraite times...I still am not allowed into Blake-Lamb Funeral Home...

[Madmartagen]

i was at my friends house and we were watching dvds late in the evening so i spent the night. his room is a large shed out in teh back of the house, so if i have to use the bathroom, he has to walk me in cause i dont have a key and cuase its not my damn house to go barging in whenever i want. it was like 2AM and we were done playing some DC and i had to take a shit so we went back in the house and he was talking to his gf and i walked down the hall. They have a shitty hardwood floor job and so the floor was creaking and groaning cause of my fatass or cause its a bad job, but either way im sure i woke up someone. Well i sat down and started to take a shit when i started thinking of Bob trying to do a cartwheel, that video nyck posted last week. I started laughing but i didnt want anyone to hear it cause the house was all quiet, so i tried to cover it up and hold in my laughs. If you saw the video, its fuckin hilarious, so I kept sniggering to myself and i ended up farting cause i was laughing and taking a shit at the same time. The fart was loud and quick and that made me laugh even more so I ended up taking a series of uninterrupted fucking loud ass shits and farts on the toilet and i started rofl at this whole business. I ended up waking up everyone cause of the farting, laughing and shitting. The good thing was that I empited out every content in my stomach, guts and my ass and so when I was done I was starving so I went to taco bell for a mexican pizza.

/end

[strvs]

Originally Posted by Madmartagen

i was at my friends house and we were watching dvds late in the evening so i spent the night. his room is a large shed out in teh back of the house, so if i have to use the bathroom, he has to walk me in cause i dont have a key and cuase its not my damn house to go barging in whenever i want. it was like 2AM and we were done playing some DC and i had to take a shit so we went back in the house and he was talking to his gf and i walked down the hall. They have a shitty hardwood floor job and so the floor was creaking and groaning cause of my fatass or cause its a bad job, but either way im sure i woke up someone. Well i sat down and started to take a shit when i started thinking of Bob trying to do a cartwheel, that video nyck posted last week. I started laughing but i didnt want anyone to hear it cause the house was all quiet, so i tried to cover it up and hold in my laughs. If you saw the video, its fuckin hilarious, so I kept sniggering to myself and i ended up farting cause i was laughing and taking a shit at the same time. The fart was loud and quick and that made me laugh even more so I ended up taking a series of uninterrupted fucking loud ass shits and farts on the toilet and i started rofl at this whole business. I ended up waking up everyone cause of the farting, laughing and shitting. The good thing was that I empited out every content in my stomach, guts and my ass and so when I was done I was starving so I went to taco bell for a mexican pizza.

/end

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[Nyck]

LOL ^ I hate when I laugh so hard I fart.


Good story keep em up!

[Akuma]

Glad I could make your day Nyck. happy: biggrin:





Awesome story Mad.

[Scorpion -]M15F1T[-]

Nothin really funny but i log into here at work and it just a mix of boring job and reading some of the posts on here that cracks me up.

One time springs to mind is when i had just come of lunch and went back on the phones ( i work in a call centre btw) and i had this site open while i waited for another call, anyway this woman calls and tells me her husband has left her and he has fuxed the pc so she cant get on the net all the while i am reading the posts and lookin at the gif thread which i spam thru company emails. So we are talkin and i am my usual professional self and she starts crying to which i see a funny gif which makes me lol in a big way and she went apeshit i mean really REALLY crazy. Only prob is i am gettin listened into which lets just say i got into a "bit" of trouble about!!

[Tripper]

lmfao...So many things from this place or from the people I've met here still are able to make me chuckle....

"Theres something fishy going on here" as first used by Anti makes me crack up every time I think of it, as does when Ferich first stated "EVERYBODY FUCK A DUDE" and many, many other quotes from various people during the IRC golden age.

Reading the old logs from past IRC chats has me in stitches...

Especially during things like AA.COM pic attacks and revolutions. LOL.

That "My niggas dont dance" urkel pic is probably the most recent thing that has been able to make me chuckle without being anywhere near a computer or the internet....and this:

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/pocketrocket2/20702274642.gif[/img]

Originally posted by Nyck, had me fucking cracking up for ages....

[NexusRevived]

in that thread with that freak lady who had that disease who was dancing, someone said "id hit it but id probably break it" for some reason i always thought of that and laughed oOo:

[Poseidon]

whilst I was at college, i've lolled about soo many posts. I had my whole class wondering what i was looking at at times (whilst trying to be discreet so our teacher didnt spot me).

[anti]

in class i would remind myself of the FUCK A DUDE sensation and it always did the trick. that and when i think of all the times we randomly spammed homoerotic porn. haha, now all these memories are flooding back, such as when ferich and i edited some guys posts to show a huge ebony cock.

[WidowMaker555]

Originally Posted by NexusRevived

in that thread with that freak lady who had that disease who was dancing, someone said "id hit it but id probably break it" for some reason i always thought of that and laughed oOo:

that wasnt funny my balls fell out when i saw that

[lasagna]

nothing this place sucks i hope you all die of lepracy

[Bucknub]

whenever I remind myself of gervs goodbye thread. That gets me everytime

even now LOL!

[NexusRevived]

link???