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Default Orgasm! - 12-02-2005, 09:41 AM

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I thought it was funny lol.
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 11:25 AM

You know I was talking to a girl yesterday who was about 17/18 & she's never had an orgasm. OMG?! & most of her friends hadn't either. She wasn't a virgin or anything but she'd never experienced one. I thought most girls would have had one by that age... I was bout 14 when eer yer, Anyhoo thats pretty nuts, anyone else heard stuff about this? I can't see how it should be that hard & find it hard to believe they haven't had one when some other girls hit the ceiling & say it's over before you've even started. oOo:

btw I haven't slept with her.
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 11:33 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1a43e]btw I haven't slept with her.[/quote:1a43e]

you fucking liar.

i believe it fluffy. most girls i know havent, guys just dont take the time to make it happen or know the means to make it happen.


  
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Default 12-02-2005, 11:46 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1666c]You know I was talking to a girl yesterday who was about 17/18 & she's never had an orgasm. OMG?! & most of her friends hadn't either. She wasn't a virgin or anything but she'd never experienced one. I thought most girls would have had one by that age... I was bout 14 when eer yer, Anyhoo thats pretty nuts, anyone else heard stuff about this? I can't see how it should be that hard & find it hard to believe they haven't had one when some other girls hit the ceiling & say it's over before you've even started. oOo:

btw I haven't slept with her.[/quote:1666c]

i know a girl exactly like that who has had sex but never gotten off...she says it feels good but she hasnt cummed yet...she wanted my assistance, but i have yet to satiate her vagina
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 12:13 PM

Nostalgic Reposts present-

[quote="Eight Ace":cfb9b]...THE CLITORIS! , Gentlemen, it's your mission to:-
A) find it, and B) gently manipulate it till her toes curl and she's primed to, and in fact does, go off.
This objective must be achieved...if not by your "dude", then tongue or fingers or even Bandalores, will suffice.
Just ask yourself...would you like an orgasm with your sex?...well so would she...IF YOU DON'T MIND!!!


...so there it is Gentlemen, Operation"DEVILS DOORBELL"...good luck.[/quote:cfb9b]
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 01:16 PM

rofl Bangalore's
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 01:24 PM

http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/adamsand-sidnalex.mp3
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 01:28 PM

^ HAW! I love that skit.

I'm stranded on a desert island with this item...am I getting a rimjob?


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Default 12-02-2005, 02:00 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":e7943]You know I was talking to a girl yesterday who was about 17/18 & she's never had an orgasm. OMG?! & most of her friends hadn't either. She wasn't a virgin or anything but she'd never experienced one. I thought most girls would have had one by that age... I was bout 14 when eer yer, Anyhoo thats pretty nuts, anyone else heard stuff about this? I can't see how it should be that hard & find it hard to believe they haven't had one when some other girls hit the ceiling & say it's over before you've even started. oOo:

btw I haven't slept with her.[/quote:e7943]

Yeah, my g/f tells me her best mate went out with a guy for like 3 years and she didn't orgasm with him till like the 2nd year...

Apparently this is the case for ALOT of females. It's not like it is for us guys, we just need to grip and rip - Chicks need to work out how to "climb the mountain" so they can "slide down the other side." ...Or something like that.
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 02:20 PM

Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.


  
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Default 12-02-2005, 02:26 PM

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Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.
^ The man speaks the truth. Learn how to eat box. Learn it well.


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Default 12-02-2005, 02:27 PM

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Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.
wha?..MINUTES?!...forget it... annoy:

*..switches on Match of the Day..*
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 03:10 PM

oOo:


  
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Default 12-02-2005, 03:54 PM

If you havent felt your girls cunt grabbing your dick like its trying to pinch it off, you havent made her cum.


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Default 12-02-2005, 03:57 PM

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Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.
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