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Default 12-02-2005, 04:01 PM
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Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.
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Default 12-02-2005, 04:02 PM
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Just eat her out and she'll be coming all over your face in minutes.
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Default 12-02-2005, 04:48 PM
Ya but this bit confuses me because all girls can't be like that. I shagged a complete minger & she came before I had even gotten started. wtf is up with that? [long story, it was a revenge shag kus she was my ex gf's best mate] Maybe it's just some girls who are nervous or someting... How hard can it be to make a girl come? It isnt exactly hard to find or stimulate the clit... Imho its all down to whether they fancy you or not. I mean try shagging a complete fat bish & you couldn't even get a bon0r, so maybe the girls aren't with guys they want.
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 04:56 PM
its more nerves. Women are so worried what they look like and nerves and shit during sex that they over think everything. Getting her to let go of that is the key.

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its more nerves. Women are so worried what they look like and nerves and shit during sex that they over think everything. Getting her to let go of that is the key.
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its more nerves. Women are so worried what they look like and nerves and shit during sex that they over think everything. Getting her to let go of that is the key.
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he speaks the truth - it's all about the atmosphere for chicks, please as many of her 5 senses as possible, in the right ways of course, and explosive orgasmic howling will commence. happy:
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 07:24 PM
Just buy some heavy-duty industrial equipment and 'go to work' on her.
  
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Default 12-02-2005, 07:25 PM
best is when they start cummming like they were michaelangelo in Krangs mouth and you hit it faster and they throw you off them and go into orgasmic spasm

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