Mariah Carey is a lazy douchebag

Zoner · **Mariah Carey is a lazy douchebag -** 12-09-2005, 12:09 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005560444,00.html

Just wow. Look at the assistant....she looks like she's having a GREAT time.

oOo:

Mr.Buttocks · 12-09-2005, 12:10 PM

I'd like Santa to bring me her head on a plate this Christmas.

Mr_Gl@ss · 12-09-2005, 12:25 PM

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Colonel · 12-09-2005, 12:28 PM

i've never thought she was attractive, and recently she's looking rather "rode hard and put up wet", but making an assistant do that is pretty low. A skank as well as a scumbag. She should be proud. rolleyes:

Michael · 12-09-2005, 02:57 PM

all i bothered to look at was the picture. i must say...she is one lazy hoe. she can't sing either calmdown:

JBird · 12-09-2005, 03:28 PM

that is fucking sickening.

diva whore annoy:

geRV · 12-09-2005, 03:37 PM

Probably used to guys inserting their wangs into her mouth at random that she sees the straw and expects it to fly into her mouth.

Short Hand · 12-09-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by M79

all i bothered to look at was the picture. i must say...she is one lazy hoe. she can't sing either calmdown:

Yes she is lazy, but she has one hell of a fucking voice. I do not beleive many people can hit as high as she can.

Michael · 12-09-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by M79

all i bothered to look at was the picture. i must say...she is one lazy hoe. she can't sing either calmdown:

Yes she is lazy, but she has one hell of a fucking voice. I do not beleive many people can hit as high as she can.[/quote:48312]
you mean that, high pitched thing that she does? meh. i'd rather listen to a real vocalist (or used to be anyway) like whitney houston. calmdown:

Stammer · 12-09-2005, 05:42 PM

Mr.Buttocks · 12-09-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer

who?

Jim's mom.

Stammer · 12-09-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer

who?

Jim's mom.[/quote:4931a]

OHHHHH ok.

Madmartagen · 12-09-2005, 09:24 PM

id bang her and then tell her that shes stuck up.

Eight Ace · **Re: Mariah Carey is a lazy douchebag -** 12-09-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Look at the assistant....she looks like she's having a GREAT time.

I read where that same assistant has to prise Mariahs butt-cheeks apart so she can break wind with
less effort....plus she has to sniff it all up if it's a smelly one, which I think is a bit much quite frankly.

Himmler · 12-09-2005, 10:15 PM

wtf that is so gay