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				As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard. 
			
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 ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating  happy:
 
And what nein said. Join the army/ navy/ air force. Just not my beloved Corps. Because with that attitude, trust me, you will be labeled a shitbag and every unit you goto will treat you like complete shit, trust me, ive seen guys get made fun of, and have to pull duty back to back to back and they hate life so much they are willing to do anything to get out of the Corps. And you will committ suicide or jump ship and run to canada, but they might throw you out too.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				12-13-2005, 01:51 AM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		
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				Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards. 
 
As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard. 
			
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 ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating  happy:
 
And what nein said. Join the army/ navy/ air force. Just not my beloved Corps. Because with that attitude, trust me, you will be laveled a shitbag and every unit you goto will treat you like a complete asshole, and you will committ suicide or jump ship  and run to canada, but they might throw you out too.  
			
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				12-13-2005, 08:56 AM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		
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				Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards. 
			
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 ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating  happy:  
			
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				Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards. 
			
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 ROFL! My dad did that to me once, dont remember what for, but i remember the beating  happy:  
			
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  eek:  biggrin:  
			
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				12-13-2005, 01:37 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		[quote="Jimmy Paterson":95a16]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:95a16] 
 
Jimmy, you'll get your act together when you decide to GIT THE FUCKIN FINGUR OOT! The only person/thing that can change Jimmy.....IS JIMMY!!!!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		[quote="Jimmy Paterson":f5197]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:f5197] 
or you can do it yourself since your an adult. 
 
 
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		jimmy your an idiot. 
 
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		5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand. 
    Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		[quote="Sgt. Paine":55ae2][quote="Jimmy Paterson":55ae2]or I could join and have the marines help me get my act together?[/quote:55ae2] 
or you can do it yourself since your an adult. 
 
 
9 pages...lock[/quote:55ae2] 
 
lol if he needs the marines to help him do some chores  oOo:  
 
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				and no lock, this is a hall of fame thread 
			
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Join the Marines so Milla can eventually be your platoon leader.
 
Milla: "Paterson, on me.  I need you to sweep this road for mines using only this hammer and a magnet. GO!"  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				and no lock, this is a hall of fame thread 
			
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Join the Marines so Milla can eventually be your platoon leader.
 
Milla: "Paterson, on me.  I need you to sweep this road for mines using only this hammer and a magnet. GO!"  
			
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		[quote="Mr_Gl@ss":e91a7]5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand. 
    Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.[/quote:e91a7] 
 
 
Zalman!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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