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Default Girl Advice - 12-23-2005, 06:20 PM

I know this is the last place to ask this question, but it is always good to hear opinions.

My Question is how do you go about introducing yourself and getting uh friendly with the opposite sex (i can actually say it this wya cuz punky and nycks wife don't post here so we are all guys) ?

Well as some know im going to Saksachewan to meet someone ive never met who i have spoke to for 6 years and im basically going there for her 19th birthday.

this is not help to get with her as i know if she wants me i won't have to know anything...but this is for if that it is just friendship which im fine with as she has been a great friend over the years...but i wanna know how to get the sask sluts if plan a fails. So what are some of your techiniques for communicating with the opposite sex as a first impression type thing?


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:23 PM

You just tied yourself to the stake......AND everyone is about to toss the torch into the kindln all around your feet...
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:25 PM

She might be a man, a heshe??
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:29 PM

COnfidence is the orer of the day,Pyri. I find it helps to make fun of them a bit, not to the point of being actually mean, but a good cocky/funny balance helps.

Yes, I actually do have success with women, so STFU
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:31 PM

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She might be a man, a heshe??
Well...the one unfortunate thing is that she has baggage...aka a kid which I have seen countless pictures of her and the kid to think that she has no life whatsoever to be able to find 5 people who know her and say it is her that i talk to too while finding pictures of some girl and her kid and the father and shit.

Im just asking for your thoughts of first impressions...if she is a man...she is fucking good at wasting her/his life at making me think shes a chick.


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:32 PM

wtfs a gurl?
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:35 PM

A dewd with tits and a second whole instead of a dude piston
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:35 PM

Go up to her and say "Whats up killer" and give her a big hug.

er, wait a min, don't do that. Thats something i'd do but i don't think you could get away with it.

Just be who you really are. If you're a clown, then be a clown. If you're a serious person, then be serious. Don't act, they see through the bullshit.

Oh, and this is very important. Buy her a lil' something and especially her lil' kid. Get them both something small, you'll score points with that.


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Default 12-23-2005, 06:36 PM

try to work ur aa.com/gf1 post-count into the conversation...that will have them frothing at the gash 4 sure.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:40 PM

buying girls drink is the simplest way, ive been with my girl for a year last wednesday, all started around a bottle of southern comfort.


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no you dont you fat piece of shit.


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:40 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":cb181]try to work ur aa.com/gf1 post-count into the conversation...that will have them frothing at the gash 4 sure.[/quote:cb181]

If that was possible...id be so happy lol.

Anyways thanks for the advice arkan

Im just shy when i comes to first impressions...anytime after im fine...but not knowing someone id have to have them come up instread.

Though it may seem like im a certain way on these boards...it is just cuz no one can do anything about it...in real life...you'd provbably all like to know me...as im not that bad of a guy.


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:42 PM

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buying girls drink is the simplest way, ive been with my girl for a year last wednesday, all started around a bottle of southern comfort.


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Yes, I actually do have success with women, so STFU

no you dont you fat piece of shit.
I dont think you know what "success" means, blueblood. Getting a slut drunk then taking advantage of her doesnt count.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:43 PM

I thought you were a big famous pimp with the ladies Pyro, no? happy: biggrin:


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:46 PM

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COnfidence is the orer of the day,Pyri. I find it helps to make fun of them a bit, not to the point of being actually mean, but a good cocky/funny balance helps.

Yes, I actually do have success with women, so STFU
Someone has been reading too much David DeAngelo.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:50 PM

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COnfidence is the orer of the day,Pyri. I find it helps to make fun of them a bit, not to the point of being actually mean, but a good cocky/funny balance helps.

Yes, I actually do have success with women, so STFU
Someone has been reading too much David DeAngelo.
I am David DeAngelo oOo:
Who?
  
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