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Default 12-23-2005, 06:51 PM

well she has a kid already and shes not married so you know she puts out.

Just be a friend, if its meant to be it will elevate


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Default 12-23-2005, 06:55 PM

well im getting shit for going there in the first place...but out of all my friends besides a couple...she has tehcically been there pretty long regardless of the shit ive put her way...so i thought since i got a fucking wicked discount on airfare now...i could pay her a visit.

Yeah and im staying at her place which is just her and her kid.


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 06:57 PM

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Default 12-23-2005, 07:00 PM

kill her.



: this is the last place on earth i would look for advice about women. youd probably be better off visiting drphil.com or some such shit. theres probably one or two people i would even consider asking advice on any subject around here.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:01 PM

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well this is a new computer and i have none on this one and i accessed her website at my friends house...so ill see if i can findoyut her website againc uz i know it gots a lot of pics...but right now i have none.


  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:01 PM

If that's the case, sounds like the deal is already closed. No woman with kid(s) is going to let you stay at their house unless they are way into you. Listen to Arkan. Any self-respecting mother thinks of her kids first. The key to her panties is through her kid. If you hit it off with her kid and she sees you interacting and looking half interested in the child, you can't miss.

The only thing is that these chicks are looking for a husband, not a one-nighter. If she's savvy, she might not give it up, just to see if you come back.

Oh yeah, if the above advice fails, engage her in some intellectual conversation about the evils of the United States. Good luck, bro.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:03 PM

hope all goes well for you pyro


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Default 12-23-2005, 07:03 PM

YES. DEVELOPE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER CHILD FOR SEX.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:05 PM

[quote="Short Hand":fc3d3]YES. DEVELOPE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER CHILD FOR SEX.[/quote:fc3d3]

Yes, I know, very sleazy. I felt bad typing the reply, but how else is he ever going to get laid?
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:07 PM

[quote=tomxtr]
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YES. DEVELOPE A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER CHILD FOR SEX.
Yes, I know, very sleazy. I felt bad typing the reply, but how else is he ever going to get laid?[/quote:6ac2b]

pay 4 it


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Default 12-23-2005, 07:07 PM

If his palm has a massive dent in it then maybe he should take this route...
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:20 PM

i cant believe you came on here asking advice for chicks. plzdie: & -1
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:38 PM

Pyri's half a man
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Default 12-23-2005, 07:47 PM

Comatose stfu, pyro is making a somewhat non-idiotic post to be serious for once.



  
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Default 12-23-2005, 08:12 PM

well if youve talked to her for quite some time and you know she has a kid, you have to ask yourself if you are ok with being in a relationship with a girl who has a kid. if you arent, then i wouldnt take it any further because you are wasting both your time and you will make it worse for both of you. if you like her and you both talk all the time, then i think you would just do best with being yourself. i will say this though, youve seen pics of her and im assuming she has seen pics of you. if you guys are both talking to eachother after that, then i say you are in a better situation than 99.9% of all internet dates. i would go for it, but you know how to talk to people. just be yourself minus the part that starts fights for your amusement. she's already taking care of one baby already biggrin:
  
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