[Rev Aristotle Jones]

So, to recap:

Steamboat Willy is an actor playing a German soldier, not an early cartoon character who evolved into Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Mouse...I mean Steamboat Willy....I mean the actor playing the German called Steamboat Willy, but not the Steamboat Willy who evolved into Mickey Mouse is freed by Forrest Gump, I mean Tom Hanks the actor playing Captain Miller.
While defending the bridge, Mellish is killed, not by Mickey Mouse, nor Steamboat Willy, nor the actor playing a character known as Steamboat Willy, but by another actor playing a German.
However, Forrest Gump, no, the guy from 'Mermaid', I mean Tom Hanks, no Captain Miller is then shot with an unscoped Kar98 by the actor known as Mickey Mouse, or is that Steam Boat Willy (who is subsequently shot by Upham - too little too late).

So everyone is correct and everyone is Sneezy, I mean Happy.