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Default 01-06-2006, 09:10 PM
lol Aboriginials in Australia?? When I was there for training last summer we'd go out into town and ALLWAYS see a few of them on the streets and sometimes even a few go into the club.., I even happened to kiss a Aboriginal that looked like Halle Berry (from what I was told, I was drunk) biggrin: Anywho, funny thing is they all happen to look like cavemen, I just hope the one I kissed DID look a bit like Halle Beryy cry:
  
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Default 01-06-2006, 11:39 PM
[quote="Zap. USMC":23be4]lol Aboriginials in Australia?? When I was there for training last summer we'd go out into town and ALLWAYS see a few of them on the streets and sometimes even a few go into the club.., I even happened to kiss a Aboriginal that looked like Halle Berry (from what I was told, I was drunk) biggrin: Anywho, funny thing is they all happen to look like cavemen, I just hope the one I kissed DID look a bit like Halle Beryy cry:[/quote:23be4]

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[quote="Zap. USMC":99954]lol Aboriginials in Australia?? When I was there for training last summer we'd go out into town and ALLWAYS see a few of them on the streets and sometimes even a few go into the club.., I even happened to kiss a Aboriginal that looked like Halle Berry (from what I was told, I was drunk) biggrin: Anywho, funny thing is they all happen to look like cavemen, I just hope the one I kissed DID look a bit like Halle Beryy cry:[/quote:99954]wash your mouth eek:
  
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[quote="Zap. USMC":4fcb6]lol Aboriginials in Australia?? When I was there for training last summer we'd go out into town and ALLWAYS see a few of them on the streets and sometimes even a few go into the club.., I even happened to kiss a Aboriginal that looked like Halle Berry (from what I was told, I was drunk) biggrin: Anywho, funny thing is they all happen to look like cavemen, I just hope the one I kissed DID look a bit like Halle Beryy cry:[/quote:4fcb6][img]http://www.birdsbeestreesandthings.com.au/cultural/culturalimages/baskets.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 01-07-2006, 05:25 AM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7ba04][quote="Zap. USMC":7ba04]lol Aboriginials in Australia?? When I was there for training last summer we'd go out into town and ALLWAYS see a few of them on the streets and sometimes even a few go into the club.., I even happened to kiss a Aboriginal that looked like Halle Berry (from what I was told, I was drunk) biggrin: Anywho, funny thing is they all happen to look like cavemen, I just hope the one I kissed DID look a bit like Halle Beryy cry:[/quote:7ba04]wash your mouth eek:[/quote:7ba04]
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Default 01-07-2006, 09:19 AM
yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:
  
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[quote="Zap. USMC":29ca4]yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:[/quote:29ca4]
so your friends say biggrin:
  
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[quote="Zap. USMC":eed58]yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:[/quote:eed58]

More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:



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Default 01-07-2006, 02:20 PM
hey he was drunk, doesnt remember, his friends were probably drunk too = Haley Berry.
  
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yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:
More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:79478]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare
  
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yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:
More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:1b31c]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:1b31c]

not when its fucking crumbling apart...
  
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Default 01-09-2006, 06:55 AM
hey the chick was a young aboriginal...... plus I only kissed her, I didn't have sex with her biggrin:
  
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Default 01-09-2006, 07:09 AM
[quote="Zap. USMC":1f5c0]hey the chick was a young aboriginal...... plus I only kissed her, I didn't have sex with her biggrin:[/quote:1f5c0]

that doesn't get you points in my book

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