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Default 01-09-2006, 09:15 AM
[quote="dr nein":dc9d4][quote="Zap. USMC":dc9d4]hey the chick was a young aboriginal...... plus I only kissed her, I didn't have sex with her biggrin:[/quote:dc9d4]

that doesn't get you points in my book

stick it in her butt[/quote:dc9d4]

just made me snort my tea...

I feel your pain Zap, I had a similar encounter, tho the bish came right outta no where & molested me when I was drunk... I thought I could depend on my dear friends but they just took photographs of the unfortunate incident & then posted it on the internet cuss: cuss: cuss:

p.s, I woulda run over the kids head
  
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Default 01-09-2006, 09:37 AM
[quote="Zap. USMC":0b52d][quote=geRV]
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yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:
More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:0b52d]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:0b52d]
pussy has no face
  
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Default 01-09-2006, 10:26 AM
[quote="Zap. USMC":f0adb][quote=geRV]
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yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:
More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:[/quote:f0adb]

now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:f0adb]


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Default 01-09-2006, 03:55 PM
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yeah but the one I got with looked like Halle Berry biggrin:
More like fucking dingle berry ed: biggrin:
now I move on to my next comback:

pussy is pussy gentlemen rock: biggrin: especially having the Okinawan stare[/quote:0ccac]

not when its fucking crumbling apart...[/quote:0ccac]

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Default 01-09-2006, 05:22 PM
Fuck that little kid. He'll grow up to be a terrorist anyway.

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Default 01-09-2006, 06:15 PM
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Fuck that little kid. He'll grow up to be a terrorist anyway.
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Default 01-10-2006, 03:52 AM
what's wrong with a crumbling vagina when you're a necrophiliac?? biggrin:

The Aussies would yell a "cadence" on the liberty bus back from town that was rather disgusting.. it was called "Jack the necrophiliac" look it up online, I think someone recorded a audio of it lol
  
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