[Colonel]

Did y'all know that two of the most suspicious people at Dealey Plaza were two men standing near Kennedy when the fatal shots were fired. One held an open umbrella while the other stood at the curb and waved his arm into the air. These and their subsequent actions are only known from analysis of photos and films taken that day and aroused suspicions of researchers. Both the Dallas Police and the Warren Commission ignored these two men throughout their investigations. And that's not all ... uh ... what? ... wrong conspiracy thread? ... oh ... uh ... well ... uh ... never mind. Carry on.