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View Poll Results: WTF should coma do?
Go for Girl A 7 63.64%
Stick with Girl B 4 36.36%
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Default 01-23-2006, 04:08 PM

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girls?
you know, a guy with no penis and with boobs....
swill?


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Default 01-23-2006, 04:29 PM

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Default 01-23-2006, 04:48 PM

Hit both...



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Default 01-23-2006, 08:31 PM

oh ya & don't forget to do her in da butt just to show that you love her.

I can't believe everyone forgot that, it's like the most important part! stupid:
  
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Default Re: Girl Advice. - 01-23-2006, 09:56 PM

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I won't go into details, but let's just say it got a bit more serious than a typical party hookup.

Anyway, flash forward to the next morning. No, I didn't sleep with her or at the party, I went home like a good boy.
..you're getting fuck all from both of 'em so who cares.
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 10:02 AM

You have to factor in girl B emotions. If she was drunk and just thought of this as a party hookup, then you'll look like a stalker asking her to go out and shit. I mean I've been in a smiliar situation, flip flop positions, and a girl I drunk hooked up with called me up the next day talking about being in a relationship oOo: Point is, don't take party hook ups into to too much thought.

Also, if you really like Girl A, don't fuck it all up by trying to date some girl you met once at a party. Also, you'll need to deal damage control with Girl A, becuase more then likely people have told her about you and girl B and your dissapearence mid party.
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 04:05 PM

Girl B has turned into a stalker. Help.
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 04:28 PM

owned!

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Default 01-24-2006, 04:42 PM

If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.


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Default 01-24-2006, 04:59 PM

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If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:08 PM

haha im the only one on the poll that chose the whore
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:37 PM

wait, why dont you want to date girl B? you arent in a relationship with girl A, what have you got to lose? what, are you saving yourself for her or something, lol? gimme a break. if girl A gets upset about you going out with girl A, tell her you arent obligated to be her emotional tampon on the sidelines.
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:45 PM

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Girl B has turned into a stalker. Help.
so turn her over and fuck her in the ass. what's the problem?
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:46 PM

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If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
  
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Default 01-24-2006, 05:47 PM

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If you don't tap both girls, you're gay.

If you want to stop the stalking, this is what you do. Ass fuck the stalker and everytime she wants to get with you, insist on fucking her ass. After awhile, her ass will get sore and she won't want to play that game no more and she'll leave you. Trust me, it works. That goes for any girl you want to get rid of in your future.....just ass fuck them to death.
What happens if the chick likes it in the ass?
Then you've got the ass sex whenever you want it.
  
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