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Default Hard things to say while drunk... - 01-27-2006, 09:41 AM
Saw this on facebook and thought it was rather funny.

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…

a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
d) Wendy's, Hardy's?...Taoc Bell??--No thank you-i am not hungry.
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have class in the morning.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 10:01 AM
[img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d174/geraldo25/loled.jpg[/img]

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387 247
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 10:22 AM
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Default 01-27-2006, 10:37 AM
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It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 10:55 AM
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Default 01-27-2006, 11:22 AM
i sell sea shells by the sea shore x 10
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 11:25 AM
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Default Re: Hard things to say while drunk... - 01-27-2006, 11:35 AM
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Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…

a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
true annoy:
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 12:52 PM
none of those are hard to say except transubstantiate
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 12:57 PM
i saw this in some broads profile, im sure thats where you got it from you crafty litle yinzer

yo i went looking for houses today, think ill be living on meyran st. beer:
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 01:00 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":2b864]none of those are hard to say except transubstantiate[/quote:2b864]

I cant even say that sober.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 01:28 PM
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i saw this in some broads profile, im sure thats where you got it from you crafty litle yinzer

yo i went looking for houses today, think ill be living on meyran st. beer:
Nice, i know a bunch of people down that way.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 01:42 PM
I can't stop talking shit when Im drunk.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 04:10 PM
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I can't stop talking shit when Im drunk.
The irrelevant parts of the above statement have been bolded.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 04:43 PM
thats awesome ktog happy:
  
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