[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

OK, so today I invited the hot blonde ho round for a lil getting to know you session as I had a free house... I prepared my room for the hell of it just in case I got lucky all in one night rock: but just spend most of the night chattin & watching movies.

Halfway through Pulp Fiction & after a few glasses of red wine I tried moving the convo over to more sexual & interesting stuff... I'd just asked her out so figured I'd get to know her a little & asked how many people she'd been with n how many times etc...

Anyhoo at one point she started telling me about this guy that was kinda smooth & played her, her friends told her about it & she was going out with him at the time. She just acted like she didn't know & was doing some stuff with him one day & as an act of revenge she kinda closed her teeth a little too hard over a piece of this guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face... oOo: oOo: oOo: ed: ed: ed: ed: ed: wallbash: stupid: mad: oOo: ed:

This is the hot blonde ho who I've just asked out & she told me this....... God must be havin a f* laugh with my life or something, I'd be scared to ever let her do stuff & it's put me off playing girls quite a bit. I really like her & still wana go out with her but after she told me that I'm kinda scarred for life. I'm also going to ibiza in a few months & it's a crime not to get laid there even if you have a gf so I'm damn scared now. Mebbe I should invest in some kevlar/solid steel boxors with a safety lock. eek: