[Madmartagen]

the electric hand dryer in the restroom at my old job had a faucet that could rotate. i got some toner from an old cartridge and poured it into the faucet after i turned it upside down. i held a paper towel against the mouth and rotated it back down to catch the toner as it fell out. i stuffed the paper back up into the faucet and hid in one of the bathroom stalls. a couple of minutes later someone walked in, took a piss and washed his hands. when he turned the dryer on, it blew toner all over his clothes.

another time i came to work with an ak47 and shot everyone to death. a couple of people thought it was funny, the ones who didnt were pissed, you should have seen their faces.