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Default 04-09-2006, 06:08 PM
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did you skeet skeet on his couch?
what in the vannex fuck are you talking about you pissworm cuntjuice niggeroni and cheese?

see tripper, i can make complicated insults too!
Theres nothing complicated about my insults. Wait....I suppose to you they may seem complicated...but that's just because you drink your own pee laced with the blood of a thousand anuses.
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 07:16 PM
nah your insults are just random words put together that refrence sex, urine, sexuality, and fetishes.

Whatada: you can stop kissing his ass any day now.
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 07:20 PM
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pissworm cuntjuice niggeroni and cheese?
LOL

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Default 04-09-2006, 07:32 PM
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nah your insults are just random words put together that refrence sex, urine, sexuality, and fetishes.

Whatada: you can stop kissing his ass any day now.
I told you not to tell anyone. wallbash:


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Default 04-09-2006, 07:35 PM
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nah your insults are just random words put together that refrence sex, urine, sexuality, and fetishes.
You just figured that out for yourself now? It's been staring you in the face since I started insulting you....I guess you are that stupid.














p.s You Gay.
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 07:54 PM
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p.s You Gay.
so what if i am? I guess you aren't as "deep" as you said you were (read your own Crash thread).
  
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p.s You Gay.
so what if i am? I guess you aren't as "deep" as you said you were (read your own Crash thread).
I never said I was deep, that was YOU. Wow, you even fucked THAT up. You can't do anything right.

LOL - You are so fucking dim-witted. Just backspace yourself because life is just going to be too hard for someone as dense as you.
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 08:09 PM
peanut brittle is one hell of a drug
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 08:09 PM
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Edit: Btw, WTF @ pissing in his sink... I can understand the rest of the shit, but... eek:
customers who chose to PISS IN SINK also chose to:-

* SHIT IN FRIDGE
* SPEW IN AIR CON.
* CUM IN FOOD (2 b eaten by others)
* FART IN NOSTRILS (of disabled only)

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p.s You Gay.
so what if i am? I guess you aren't as "deep" as you said you were (read your own Crash thread).
I never said I was deep, that was YOU. Wow, you even fucked THAT up. You can't do anything right.

LOL - You are so fucking dim-witted. Just backspace yourself because life is just going to be too hard for someone as dense as you.
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Default 04-09-2006, 08:45 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":56e51]
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Edit: Btw, WTF @ pissing in his sink... I can understand the rest of the shit, but... eek:
customers who chose to PISS IN SINK also chose to:-

* SHIT IN FRIDGE
* SPEW IN AIR CON.
* CUM IN FOOD (2 b eaten by others)
* FART IN NOSTRILS (of disabled only)

ADD 2 KART

CHECKOUT[/quote:56e51]
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Default Re: humble story time - 04-10-2006, 04:50 AM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":55fac]Has anyone here broke into a paralyzed mans house, pissed in his sink, at nearly all his food and smoked 3 packs of cigarettes while watching softcore cable porn?
You havent lived till you've done it[/quote:55fac]

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Default 04-10-2006, 07:30 AM
My buddy and I broke* into our friend's place in high school, made a jug of lime Kool-Aid, ate a row of Oreos, and fucked off.


* our friend told us how to shimmy the basement door open if we ever needed to get in the house.

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Default 04-10-2006, 09:56 AM
calm down kids...go watch spongebob.
  
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