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Default Re: Stalkers - 04-11-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Machette
So I'm reading the daily paper..Then an abrupt knock on the door occurs. The first words out of their mouths are "Hi Courtney!" It's two ladies who I've never seen in my life. Turns out they are jehovah witnesses. My mom has taken magazines before from them, which signals them to keep coming back, my mom has been out of the country since november and I live alone. The lady was saying she has been trying alot to get a hold of her. It's strange that this lady knew my name because my mom has actually never even called or talked to a jehovah witness for longer than a minute, all she did was take the magazines to read them. I just called her and asked if she said my name to them, she answered no. It's pretty amazing how creative the jehovah witnesses are. How they got my name, I have no idea. Just a rant. Anyone have strange encounters with jehovah witnesses?
Take a hint from Jasper Carrot and invite them in, it totally confuses them since theyre so used to having doors slammed in their faces. biggrin:

You'll have them smoking dope , drinking beer and swearing inside a half hour.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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