[Airborne Butters]

You called it today chief. Every Tuesday we go to this bar that sells 4 dollar pitchers. Well 3 pitchers and 2 jack and cokes later I was shitty. All I can recall was this lady, not too old like 40 maybe, asking me if we partied and pointed to her nose...meaning did we have cocaine. Anyways after that she asks to use my phone and was on it for like 15 minutes then gave it back. I looked at the caller ID and it was just random numbers. My friend promptly asked if we could see her tits and being the lady she is, she pulled em out. I gotta say, probally the best tits I've seen in a while, even despite her age.

Got home at like 2:30 am and killed 2 beers. Woke up at like 11 with a beer can in my hand and not being able to find my glasses. I'm also just burping up beer taste in my mouth.