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Originally Posted by Milla

I use the one where i tell them i have Diharea (sp???!) and i cant make it to work because im afraid i will shit my pants on the way to work.

I used that one in school, to get away with skipping. The HS parking lot is across the football field, and all other fields for sports. Well, I went to my car right after PE, I just went to my PE locker, grabed everything, and went to my car with a friend. Well we both get in the car, and when I look at my rear-view mirror one of the coaches is standing there ... I must have screamed cause I freaked out so much. Well he took me to the office, and I forgot what happen to my friend. Well when the Ass. Principal was speaking to me and asking why I was at my car, I just blurted out that I shit my pants and wanted to go home and change. ... happy: ... man she din't see that coming. Well, she let me go, and not back to class, but gave me something so I would be counted absent on my other class that was left. - Well I went to the movies, and that was it.