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Default 06-03-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice
A most excellent excert from the new autobiography of Nick West entitled, "Cockthumper: How I stole cable to bust a nut with Jenna Jameson vol. 1"
  
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