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Default 06-14-2006, 05:37 PM

coleman, her teeth are midly large but nowhere near the level of mr f'n ed.
  
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 09:46 AM

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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
have you peed on that bitch yet?


  
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
have you peed on that bitch yet?
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
have you peed on that bitch yet?
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
  
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
have you peed on that bitch yet?
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:
  
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[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "gtboys34":9b289
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
have you peed on that bitch yet?
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:9b289]

Wot happnd?
  
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[quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Tripper":dee36
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
have you peed on that bitch yet?
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:dee36]

Wot happnd?[/quote:dee36]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 05:41 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote="anti":964e2][quote="Tripper":964e2][quote="gtboys34":964e2]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:964e2]

Wot happnd?[/quote:964e2]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:964e2]

Bullshit
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]


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Default 06-15-2006, 05:42 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote="anti":f6dff][quote="Tripper":f6dff][quote="gtboys34":f6dff]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:f6dff]

Wot happnd?[/quote:f6dff]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:f6dff]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
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You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.


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[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":0ec00][quote="anti":0ec00][quote="Tripper":0ec00][quote="gtboys34":0ec00]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:0ec00]

Wot happnd?[/quote:0ec00]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:0ec00]

Bullshit
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url][/quote:0ec00]
bwahahah, Id forgotten about that happy:
  
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[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":8de8e][quote="anti":8de8e][quote="Tripper":8de8e][quote="gtboys34":8de8e]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:8de8e]

Wot happnd?[/quote:8de8e]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:8de8e]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
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You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
[/quote:8de8e]

Well that was oOo: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/jerkit5qz.gif[/img]




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":1ff69][quote="anti":1ff69][quote="Tripper":1ff69][quote="gtboys34":1ff69]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:1ff69]

Wot happnd?[/quote:1ff69]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:1ff69]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
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You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
[/quote:1ff69]wow dude what the fuck.
  
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