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06-14-2006, 05:37 PM
coleman, her teeth are midly large but nowhere near the level of mr f'n ed.
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Senior Member
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06-14-2006, 05:39 PM
she has big saggy tits
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Major
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06-14-2006, 05:53 PM
eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek: eek:
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General of the Army
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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06-15-2006, 01:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,609
Join Date: Jun 2004
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06-15-2006, 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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have you peed on that bitch yet?
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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06-15-2006, 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anti
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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have you peed on that bitch yet?
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eek:
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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06-15-2006, 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anti
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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have you peed on that bitch yet?
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Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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06-15-2006, 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by anti
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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have you peed on that bitch yet?
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Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
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buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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06-15-2006, 04:52 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by anti
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by "gtboys34":9b289
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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have you peed on that bitch yet?
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Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
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buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:9b289]
Wot happnd?
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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06-15-2006, 05:00 PM
[quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by "Tripper":dee36
Quote:
Originally Posted by "gtboys34":dee36
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.
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have you peed on that bitch yet?
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Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.
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buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:dee36]
Wot happnd?[/quote:dee36]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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06-15-2006, 05:41 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote="anti":964e2][quote="Tripper":964e2][quote="gtboys34":964e2]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]
have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:964e2]
Wot happnd?[/quote:964e2]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:964e2]
Bullshit
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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06-15-2006, 05:42 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote="anti":f6dff][quote="Tripper":f6dff][quote="gtboys34":f6dff]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]
have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:f6dff]
Wot happnd?[/quote:f6dff]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:f6dff]
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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06-15-2006, 05:43 PM
[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":0ec00][quote="anti":0ec00][quote="Tripper":0ec00][quote="gtboys34":0ec00]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]
have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:0ec00]
Wot happnd?[/quote:0ec00]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:0ec00]
Bullshit
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url][/quote:0ec00]
bwahahah, Id forgotten about that happy:
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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06-15-2006, 05:43 PM
[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":8de8e][quote="anti":8de8e][quote="Tripper":8de8e][quote="gtboys34":8de8e]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]
have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:8de8e]
Wot happnd?[/quote:8de8e]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:8de8e]
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
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[/quote:8de8e]
Well that was oOo: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/14/jerkit5qz.gif[/img]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Major
Posts: 6,938
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Behind You...
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06-15-2006, 06:50 PM
[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":1ff69][quote="anti":1ff69][quote="Tripper":1ff69][quote="gtboys34":1ff69]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]
I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]
have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]
Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:1ff69]
Wot happnd?[/quote:1ff69]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:1ff69]
[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
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[/quote:1ff69]wow dude what the fuck.
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