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Default 06-15-2006, 06:57 PM

[quote=Nyck][quote=CoMaToSe][quote=Tripper][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Tripper":06a2a][quote="anti":06a2a][quote="Tripper":06a2a][quote="gtboys34":06a2a]you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time[/quote]

I have a girlfriend and get laid regularly and I still think those girls are fucking hideous. "Lowered expectations" are for UGLY people with high standards.[/quote]

have you peed on that bitch yet?[/quote]

Fuk yeh, everywhere piss can go on a bitch it's been, hair, mouth, asshole, vag, sheeeet - I even used my piss to lube her eyeballs up for quicker peripheral vision.[/quote]
buy me a new keyboard plskthnx stupid:[/quote:06a2a]

Wot happnd?[/quote:06a2a]
your tale of urinary abuse caused me to have an explosive orgasm all over it. You also owe me a pair of pants and a testicular reconstructive surgery[/quote:06a2a]

[url="http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=963198&highlight=squeeze#963198"]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... eze#963198[/url]
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You know what feels really good? Jerk it until you reach orgasm, then squeeze right below the head of your penis just before you squirt. Hold for a few seconds. Use your fingers (of the other hand) to push the cumsies back down. Then contract yo8r bladder, and put your finger on the tube on the bottom of your benis, and you can feel it coming back up. Repeat as desired. Then push it back down once more, release the head, and contract youir bladder. Vewy messy.
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LOL Coma you sick fat fuck.
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 08:29 PM

..his kids are gonna come out in a coma with 6 toes on each foot
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 10:33 PM

wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes


  
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Default 06-15-2006, 11:08 PM

Johnny 5 says "Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower."
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Default 06-16-2006, 12:35 AM

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Default 06-16-2006, 12:55 AM

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wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes
we wont accept him, you keep him.
  
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Default 06-16-2006, 01:03 AM

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wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes
we wont accept him, you keep him.
but if you wear a condom, Comatose will suckle on your penis.
  
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[quote="Eight Ace":b932c]
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wow..Coma you should just stop being in denial about being gay and start suckin off some gay dudes
we wont accept him, you keep him.
but if you wear a condom, Comatose will suckle on your penis.[/quote:b932c]

id rather him just put the condom on a banana and suck on that for a while.
  
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Default 06-16-2006, 02:34 AM

I'll pay someone 20 dollars to mail their fæces to coma


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Default 06-16-2006, 02:44 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c11a0]I'll pay someone 20 dollars to mail their fæces to coma[/quote:c11a0]
nobody knows my address beyond 'germany... middle of nowhere'
  
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