4th of July - what did you fags do? - Page 2

ninty · 07-05-2006, 11:49 AM

yes, i am exactly 643 years old.

Johnj · 07-05-2006, 12:51 PM

Oh my GOD that would make me 2472 years old, and I don't feel a day over 1500.

I got up, fixxed breakfast,, did the laundry, and got ready to go to work. I worked my shift at the plant, then I went to my sister Beths house to party. Doug had smoked a bunch of meat so I had ribs and brisket, drank a lot of beer and lounged in the hot tub with some 20 something hotties. A great time was had by all except that one guy who kept passing out and falling down. His girlfriend was in the hot tub and every time he'd fall down she'd lay across me to lean over the edge to badmouth him.

rock: beer: dance:

Zoner · 07-05-2006, 01:10 PM

Johnj is living the American Dream, folks. Bask in his bearded awesomeness.

rock:

Sgt>Stackem · 07-05-2006, 01:15 PM

I woke up with a hangover, went to the inlaws house got on top of thier 2 story roof and cleaned out thier gutters. It was sunny 86 degrees and humind as hell. Then to the basement to fix thier dehuminifier. Then home to the couch

Zoner · 07-05-2006, 01:34 PM

Stackem is living the American Dream, folks. Bask in his...wait, that sucked, dude!

Coleman · 07-05-2006, 01:39 PM

went to some shitty party, left that party and went to Rita's Italian Ice and got a shitload of stuff for free (My brother's gf is a manager there and was on her shift rock: ).

07-05-2006, 01:50 PM

un fuckin believable. okay so I come home yesterday from Downtown, i was at the Taste of Chicago with a couple of friends. I climb into bed, tired, then i hear some kids yell "omg call 911", im like "oh god some retard blew off his finger"...then i hear the doorbell so I go outside, and it turns out that a firecracker hit my dad's van, went inside the grill, and set the whole engine on fire. Lucky for us, the kids were driving by with their mom and saw the fire and called 911. Fire was put out, but now my dad has no van. Fucking sucks.

Arch · 07-05-2006, 01:54 PM

lol

oOo:

Zoner · 07-05-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez

un fuckin believable. okay so I come home yesterday from Downtown, i was at the Taste of Chicago with a couple of friends. I climb into bed, tired, then i hear some kids yell "omg call 911", im like "oh god some retard blew off his finger"...then i hear the doorbell so I go outside, and it turns out that a firecracker hit my dad's van, went inside the grill, and set the whole engine on fire. Lucky for us, the kids were driving by with their mom and saw the fire and called 911. Fire was put out, but now my dad has no van. Fucking sucks.

Let Freedom Ring...

07-05-2006, 02:06 PM

yeah, lets celebrate our freedom by blowing shit up. fuckin, and M-80's are now legal in Illinois, so I kept hearing those fuckers all the way till like 3 am.

Mr.Buttocks · 07-05-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez

yeah, lets celebrate our freedom by blowing shit up. fuckin, and M-80's are now legal in Illinois, so I kept hearing those fuckers all the way till like 3 am.

You should move to Lithuania.

Blase · 07-05-2006, 02:23 PM

I went to the beach, dug a giant hole with my friends, then we all sat in the hole as we watched the 300 some people all individually setting off fireworks.

I secretly felt like I was in a foxhole.

07-05-2006, 02:43 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ec47d]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez

yeah, lets celebrate our freedom by blowing shit up. fuckin, and M-80's are now legal in Illinois, so I kept hearing those fuckers all the way till like 3 am.

You should move to Lithuania.[/quote:ec47d]

then the van would have been stripped of its interior and then set ablaze. and someone would jerk off on it.

Zoner · 07-05-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Blase

I secretly felt like I was in a foxhole.

That struck me funny. biggrin:

Watch out for trenchfoot.

CoMaToSe · 07-05-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase

I went to the beach, dug a giant hole with my friends, then we all sat in the hole as we watched the 300 some people all individually setting off fireworks.

I secretly felt like I was in a foxhole.

lol

I went to a friends house, watched germany lose and had some shisha, demonstrated my ability to one handedly remove a bra. It was non sexual, dont even start.

I cant believe America doesn't appreciate the gesture Kim Jong Il made yesterday, he was obviously just helping celebrate by launching some fireworks. annoy: