Movie Cliches

Coleman · **Movie Cliches -** 07-05-2006, 12:15 AM

http://theculturalgutter.com/movies/25_ ... again.html

LOL

11. Women that don’t sweat during sex.

13. If someone dies with their eyes open, someone will close them by effortlessly moving their hand over the deceased face — and they will remain tightly shut.

18. Young gorgeous women constantly falling in love with men much, much older than they are. In other words: Fuck you Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood.

23. Chinese food takeout in a movie always comes in those little white boxes, which I have never, in my life, seen chinese food arrive at my door in. I desperately want it to, but it never does.

Bullitt · **Re: Movie Cliches -** 07-05-2006, 12:37 AM

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23. Chinese food takeout in a movie always comes in those little white boxes, which I have never, in my life, seen chinese food arrive at my door in. I desperately want it to, but it never does.

they do from pick up stix

Tripper · **Re: Movie Cliches -** 07-05-2006, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleman

23. Chinese food takeout in a movie always comes in those little white boxes, which I have never, in my life, seen chinese food arrive at my door in. I desperately want it to, but it never does.

they do from pick up stix

Even WE get our chinese in those little boxes....But also in plastic containers as well.

Eight Ace · 07-05-2006, 01:24 AM

what about massive explosions where any injury can be avoided by simply diving foward
....usually aided by someone screaming "BEHIND YOOOOOOOUUU!!!

or the cop with a heart of gold who gets gunned down 3 days before his retirement... loney:

Tripper · 07-05-2006, 01:53 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":73541]what about massive explosions where any injury can be avoided by simply diving foward
....usually aided by someone screaming "BEHIND YOOOOOOOUUU!!!

or the cop with a heart of gold who gets gunned down 3 days before his retirement... loney:[/quote:73541]

Lols - Don't forget when the black chief of police/lieutenant yells at the careless rogue hero cops for destroying property.

...Or when the beautiful smart friendly funny girl leaves her conveniently-assholecunt boyfriend for the hero.

Eight Ace · 07-05-2006, 04:41 AM

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Don't forget when the black chief of police/lieutenant yells at the careless rogue hero cops for destroying property.

biggrin: rolf, yes...and as they leave he shakes his head in frustration at how this is gonna look upstairs...
but then a wry smile plays at the corner of his mouth as he thinks "sure those crazy bastards may not
play by the book, but goddammit.. if I ever needed someone coverin' my 6....." and so on and so forth.

CoMaToSe · 07-05-2006, 05:05 AM

the girl who leaves her future husband at the alter saying 'I... can't.' and runs to the boy she has come to love over the last week of shenanigans

Tripper · 07-05-2006, 06:02 AM

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the girl who leaves her future husband at the alter saying 'I... can't.' and runs to the boy she has come to love over the last week of shenanigans

Don't worry, you'll meet the right girl........boy...

Zoner · 07-05-2006, 08:23 AM

Two words: "Hold me."

I fucking HATE that. A close second is "Try me."

Woman: "Oh, you won't understand the pain and anguish I feel right now"

Man: "Try me."

rolleyes:

Stammer · 07-05-2006, 08:51 AM

Samuel Jackson getting eaten by a shark.

Mr.Buttocks · 07-05-2006, 09:18 AM

Arab terrorists.

Nyck · 07-05-2006, 09:43 AM

I LOL @ this one
If someone dies with their eyes open, someone will close them by effortlessly moving their hand over the deceased face — and they will remain tightly shut.

Zoner · 07-05-2006, 10:17 AM

Computers are hilarious in movies too. There are too many to mention but one that always drives me nuts is that every ENTER keystroke is met with an old school "beep".

That would drive me batshit.

07-05-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Computers are hilarious in movies too. There are too many to mention but one that always drives me nuts is that every ENTER keystroke is met with an old school "beep".

That would drive me batshit.

or the fact that a fucked up hard drive causes static on the screen. Or that an entire database can be held on a single 1.44mb Floppy Disk. So much computer goofs it aint even funny. Even the OSes they use are UNIX or OS/2.

Judas · 07-05-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Computers are hilarious in movies too. There are too many to mention but one that always drives me nuts is that every ENTER keystroke is met with an old school "beep".

That would drive me batshit.

computer use is so wrong. ive yet to see a program that you control with the keyboard only. and ffs researh computers a bit before you write if you know nothing about them. usually the terminolgy is all wrong. i notice wrong terminolgy and computer usage all the time in the xfiles, of all things.