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Default 07-17-2006, 04:37 PM

when AAR comes to the midstate fair im gonna ask him if they saw you!!??!!! then i'll be like HEY DID YOU SEE THIS GUY NAMED BUCKNUB? HE'S CANADIAN AND YOU MIGHT HAVE SAW HIM IN CANADA.
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 01:11 AM

Where's your hot friend? You didn't take her along with you so you could cornhole her while she's intoxicated?
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 01:18 AM

my oh my, great work buck


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Default 07-18-2006, 04:58 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9d517]Where's your hot friend? You didn't take her along with you so you could cornhole her while she's intoxicated?[/quote:9d517]

She's being a HUGE fucking bitch to me lately, because I made a 'mess' at her house at her birthday party and didnt clean it up, its a LONG story. I went with another friend.
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 06:13 AM

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She's being a HUGE fucking bitch to me lately, because I made a 'mess' at her house at her birthday party and didnt clean it up

Translation: Got drunk; dropped pants; jerked off in front of everyone; sprayed jizz all over the place; then left.
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 06:55 AM

[quote=Bucknub]
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Where's your hot friend? You didn't take her along with you so you could cornhole her while she's intoxicated?
She's being a HUGE fucking bitch to me lately, because I made a 'mess' at her house at her birthday party and didnt clean it up, its a LONG story. I went with another friend.[/quote:a9264]

Well you must do what a man must do: you must pussy up to her in effort to maintain the possibility of rigorous buttsex someday.
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 07:11 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":17f10]
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She's being a HUGE fucking bitch to me lately, because I made a 'mess' at her house at her birthday party and didnt clean it up

Translation: Got drunk; dropped pants; jerked off in front of everyone; sprayed jizz all over the place; then left.[/quote:17f10]hahah


  
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Default 07-18-2006, 07:45 AM

Buck, your photojournalism skills are beyond reproach. Awesome!

I went to Edgefest in Barrie in 2001 (Tool headlined). It was awesome, but the weather sucked. It was like 3 degrees on Canada Day ffs!


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Default 07-18-2006, 07:49 AM

[quote=Coleman]
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She's being a HUGE fucking bitch to me lately, because I made a 'mess' at her house at her birthday party and didnt clean it up

Translation: Got drunk; dropped pants; jerked off in front of everyone; sprayed jizz all over the place; then left.
hahah[/quote:da14b]
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Default 07-18-2006, 09:16 AM

Canada has hot chicks? Well I learned something new today.
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 09:50 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":0b696]Canada has hot chicks? Well I learned something new today.[/quote:0b696]
I can see why you'd think that. The only Canadians you see down in Florida are our old fogeys and those who comprise the majority of your two NHL teams. biggrin:


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Default 07-18-2006, 10:18 AM

edgefest blows
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 10:26 AM

you creep.


  
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Default 07-18-2006, 02:55 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":de12e][quote=Bucknub]
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Where's your hot friend? You didn't take her along with you so you could cornhole her while she's intoxicated?
She's being a HUGE fucking bitch to me lately, because I made a 'mess' at her house at her birthday party and didnt clean it up, its a LONG story. I went with another friend.[/quote:de12e]

Well you must do what a man must do: you must pussy up to her in effort to maintain the possibility of rigorous buttsex someday.[/quote:de12e]

no, I yakked on her front yard and back porch, ending up crashing there, woke up the next day with a hangover, didnt feel like cleaning it, thought I go home an get some rest that day and THEN clean it up... I called her later that day, she was being a real big bitch about it. I then msged her to tell me when she got home, Never got back to me, saw her at work the next day, sed hse never got the msg, I told her "reghardless of u getting it, you cant give me a call?"

we've been talking through emails, and she told me it's STILL there for me to clean up, and it's beena FUCKING WEEK since it happened

as far as im concerned she can go fuck herself up the an0s and clean that shit up herself, im now happy I puked everywhere, she can fucking clean it up, she didnt even ask politely anyway

we havent been talking at work anymore, so as she sees it, we're not friends anymore because of this, what a fucking bitch.

THANKFULLY we just hired a HOT girl in the bakery this week. So i think Ill move on to that, I guess it all worked out for, you think? biggrin:
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 03:24 PM

Try and trick her into drinking your own piss - That's a fun game to play with people you dislike.
  
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