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Default 07-18-2006, 09:40 PM

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On a lawn and deck... get a hose and say fuck it.
well true I missed where he said it was on her deck and yard, it wouldnt be as big of a deal then but depending on the type of puke it was, it still would be nasty and were talkin about a chick here


  
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Default 07-18-2006, 09:44 PM

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On a lawn and deck... get a hose and say fuck it.
well true I missed where he said it was on her deck and yard, it wouldnt be as big of a deal then but depending on the type of puke it was, it still would be nasty and were talkin about a chick here

there was only one splat of it on her deck that was just under the railing. the rest of it is on the lawn and it wasnt all the much anyway.
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 10:09 PM

wtf are you guys talking about?
  
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Default 07-18-2006, 10:14 PM

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wtf are you guys talking about?
Concert to cleaning vomit. GG rock:


  
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Default 07-18-2006, 11:04 PM

it's worth seeing again dance: could use a cheesburger though
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Default 07-18-2006, 11:44 PM

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that was my initial plan,

but she didnt call me at all, how am I suppose to know when she is home? and im not going to call her every hour to check, I have things to do.
I have a simple plan that solves this entire delima... LEAVE A MESSAGE. Honestly, these days its likly her cell number you have which comes with voice mail. If its her home phone, well then its her fault for not being with the times enough to even own an answering machine.

Im not saying im siding with her, but a message would have prevented 90% of this problem.

I tossed cookies on a chicks deck and never cleaned it, was over again that next weekend and she had cleaned some of it but the rest was baked on, she laughed and said it would give way eventually. Hell i even broke her front door down and couldnt get a great fix on it, and we joked about it for some time. Your chick is just a bitch.

Literally my 132 pound frame plowed through her dead bolted front door, much to both our surprizes. Thats what she gets for locking drunk on a balcony. I jumped the balcony and ran to the door in an attempt to beat her to locking it as well. Little did i know it was already locked when i slammed into it. she was initally pissed... while i containded laughfter that my other two buddies couldnt.
  
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Default 07-19-2006, 07:42 AM

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that was my initial plan,

but she didnt call me at all, how am I suppose to know when she is home? and im not going to call her every hour to check, I have things to do.
I have a simple plan that solves this entire delima... LEAVE A MESSAGE. Honestly, these days its likly her cell number you have which comes with voice mail. If its her home phone, well then its her fault for not being with the times enough to even own an answering machine.

Im not saying im siding with her, but a message would have prevented 90% of this problem.

I tossed cookies on a chicks deck and never cleaned it, was over again that next weekend and she had cleaned some of it but the rest was baked on, she laughed and said it would give way eventually. Hell i even broke her front door down and couldnt get a great fix on it, and we joked about it for some time. Your chick is just a bitch.

Literally my 132 pound frame plowed through her dead bolted front door, much to both our surprizes. Thats what she gets for locking drunk on a balcony. I jumped the balcony and ran to the door in an attempt to beat her to locking it as well. Little did i know it was already locked when i slammed into it. she was initally pissed... while i containded laughfter that my other two buddies couldnt.
you only weigh 132 lbs. I take shits bigger than you oOo:


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Default 07-19-2006, 07:44 AM

i weigh 160 and im skinny as fuck. god damn misc


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