[Nyck]

"GUESS HOW MANY FINGERS I HAVE....."

"I HAVE 8 FINGERS AND TWO THUMBS"

"HEY GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT I WORK AT BURGER KING"

"....would you iike fries with that"

[Poseidon]

I worked at Burger King for 3 months, absolutely aweful! I'd never work in fast food again.

[Sgt>Stackem]

bring a walkie talkie so they can hear how you will sound over the speaker "would you like to supersize that?"

[Proteus]

There's going to be no competition. I was working at mcdonalds when I was 14 and I saw my manager hire some guy who was completely blazed out of his mind. I think he smoked crack too, not weed.

[gtboys34]

LOL. dude you dont even have to go and they'll hire you

and as long as you dont do any of the below, your're good to go..

Strange Job Interview Behaviour

Most managers and supervisors (and HR people) have had experiences interviewing candidates for job openings. I'm sure each of you has, at one time or another, been baffled by interviewee behaviour, but we're betting you haven't faced some of the behaviours that we list below. Certainly head-scratchers, and amusing (at least to read about). Strange but true.

Based on a survey published via the Internet, here are some of the odd things reported by HR professionals.

1. "... said he was so well-qualified that if he didn't get the job, it would prove that the company's management was incompetent."

2. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."

3. "... brought her large dog to the interview."

4. "... chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles."

5. "Candidate kept giggling through serious interview."

6. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."

7. "Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."

8. "Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle."

9. "... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."

10. "... announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office."

11. "Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of the interview."

12. "Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president."

13. "Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm."

14. "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions."

15. "... wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police."

16. "When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office."

17. "... had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him."

18. "... bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet."

19. "At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."

20. "... pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."

21. "Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to insure that the offer I had made was formal."

22. "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much."

23. "While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold."

24. "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview."

25. "A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more." "I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer."

26. "An applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot in the bus."

27. "His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume."

28. "He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped."

29. "He took off his right shoe and sock, removed a medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time."

30. "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one."

31. "He whistled when the interviewer was talking."

32. "... asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security."

33. "... she threw-up on my desk, and immediately started asking questions about the job, like nothing had happened."

34. "Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."

35. "... asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview."
happy: ed: plzdie: hake:

[geRV]

Originally Posted by Bucknub

dont worry, they just want to make sure you're worth the $6-$7,000 a year.

He's not going for management position ffs. annoy:

[Jin-Roh]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f6f0a]no matter how dire my financial situation is. i would never ever work at a fast food chain.[/quote:f6f0a]

dance:







lol at cocaine

[Bucknub]

Originally Posted by geRV

He's not going for management position ffs. annoy:

lmao

[Sgt. Paine]

competition to work at a mic d? what the fuck is wrong w/ the world

[Eames]

i would never work in the food/restraunt industry for nothing, none of these places drug test so most of the people working there are druggies who have no ambition in life except to get high.

[Proteus]

Originally Posted by Eames

i would never work in the food/restraunt industry for nothing, none of these places drug test so most of the people working there are druggies who have no ambition in life except to get high.

Offtopic but I think Eames' family makes up the 14% Bush approval rating.

[Arkan]

Ding fries are done !

[Zoner]

Tell them you are a Cordon Bleu trained chef with particular emphasis on asian fusion cuisine.

They'll get you to make the oriental chicken salads.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Zoner

Tell them you are a Cordon Bleu trained chef with particular emphasis on asian fusion cuisine.

They'll get you to make the oriental chicken salads.

asian chicken salads you racist!

[Stammer]

Nyck lives in the boondocks.