[Doctor Duffy]

I've never called, but my parents did when I was 6 or so and spilled boiling water on myself. Rushed on the ambulance and everything, I didnt have any skin for months and had to wear a fully body cast.

On that, the doctor told my parents that I would have to have my dead skin scraped off everynight, which I guess made be bawl like crazy. So the neighbors called the cops and reported child abuse, and the cops stormed in with guns out and all. Pretty scary, but they saw me and excused themselves.