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Default 08-23-2006, 02:37 PM
having two cocks wouldn't be very appealing.
  
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Default 08-23-2006, 03:26 PM
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having two cocks wouldn't be very appealing.
Please explain yourself.

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Default 08-23-2006, 04:06 PM
Imagine him jacking off lol He would look like a downhill skier
  
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Default 08-23-2006, 04:06 PM
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Default 08-23-2006, 04:44 PM
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z0nah: gg 2 hr pizza lunch...woot
Nyck1118: I could go for a slice of pepperoni right now
Nyck1118: email as an attachment plz
z0nah: haw haw
z0nah: One "Meat Lovers" on the way, extra sausage.
Nyck1118: http://www.bigsausagepizza.c**
z0nah: clearbrowsinghistory.gif
Nyck1118: lmao...oh no you clicked it
z0nah: 'course I clicked it
Nyck1118: lmao pwned
Nyck1118: catch a nice glipse of some dude with his fat cock stuck through a pizza box and pizza
z0nah: it just brought me to a "THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE" splash page...no pr0n pwnage occured
Nyck1118: awww damn :lonely:


LOL. Wonder if they eat the pizza afterwards, because it looks like shit.
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Default 08-23-2006, 05:35 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":94780]Double-barreled cumshot!!![/quote:94780]

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Default 08-23-2006, 07:10 PM
We were having a concerned chat about this unfortunate medical anomally in IRC recently. There is a page on wikipedia about being born with two lizards...I remember it fondly.
  
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Default 08-23-2006, 07:22 PM
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We were having a concerned chat about this unfortunate medical anomally in IRC recently. There is a page on wikipedia about being born with two lizards...I remember it fondly.
unfortunate?
  
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Default 08-23-2006, 07:29 PM
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We were having a concerned chat about this unfortunate medical anomally in IRC recently. There is a page on wikipedia about being born with two lizards...I remember it fondly.
unfortunate?
I dunno about you, but I'd prefer to not be a freak of nature.
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 12:33 AM
dude wouldnt even get laid...especially if he's mixed then the white dick would get all jealous of the black one
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 01:12 AM
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Wrong thread.
  
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Default 08-24-2006, 09:32 PM
cranking the both of them would look as if you were operating a steam shovel
  
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Default 08-25-2006, 01:53 AM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":15ae7]Imagine him jacking off lol He would look like a downhill skier[/quote:15ae7]



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Default 08-25-2006, 07:07 AM
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M15F1T[-":0e5b7]Imagine him jacking off lol He would look like a downhill skier


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lmao

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