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Default Eww, a boil. (make sure you eat first!) - 09-09-2006, 01:40 AM
So for the past week and half, I've had pain on my tailbone area. It hurts to sit down, stand up, lay down or bend over. Thinking that I had like bruised or stubbed my tailbone, I didn't pay attention. Well finally I got fed up and decided to look at my ass in the mirror. To my disgust, I had a boil, right at the top my ass crack. Let me tell, poppin' that sucker was one of the grossest experiences of my life. Puss,Blood and some black liquid....yeah.


Anyways, thought I'd share this experience with you all. Make sure you wash your ass crack good!
  
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Default Re: Eww, a boil. (make sure you eat first!) - 09-09-2006, 01:45 AM
[quote="Airborne Butters":78cd0] Puss,Blood and some black liquid[/quote:78cd0]
  
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Default Re: Eww, a boil. (make sure you eat first!) - 09-09-2006, 01:53 AM
[quote="Airborne Butters":d2ee7]I got fed up and decided to look at my ass in the mirror.[/quote:d2ee7]
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 02:34 AM
Butters.....why did you feel the need to share that with us?

Out of sheer curiosity.....how did you accomplish the feat of looking at your ass crack?

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Default 09-09-2006, 02:35 AM
thank you for that
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 02:35 AM
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Default 09-09-2006, 03:05 AM
this thread is useless without pics
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 08:25 AM
buttersasscrack.jpg
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 10:16 AM
black liquid, perhaps its not just a boil eek: eek: oOo: oOo:
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 10:17 AM
^Ja, that sounds kinda... wrong somehow
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 10:51 AM
pix or it didnt happen rock:
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 10:55 AM
now hold on guys, i believe him...when i was in basic and last year when i was doing ranger challenge i'd get some boils from time to time and what he described sounds about right. allthough i don't know about the "black liquid" its possible that it was an ingrown hair or something that got infected and that could be the black hair.
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 10:57 AM
oOo:

could be a cyst
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 11:10 AM
Black liquid could just be dead blood.
  
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Default 09-09-2006, 12:04 PM
Only in GF1...
  
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