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Default 09-21-2006, 08:58 AM
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"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 09-21-2006, 09:03 AM
lmao...

...i don't really put the reasons for jacking into my long term memory.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 09:33 AM
I did a short play based on some Cyanide and Happiness. It was actually pretty awesome
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 09:44 AM
gayest thread in the history of the world.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 09:45 AM
lol.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 04:30 PM
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I did a short play based on some Cyanide and Happiness. It was actually pretty awesome
Fuck thats a gay thing to do. Right up your alley.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 07:14 PM
Stats say only 3% of the male population doesn't masturbate.

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Default 09-21-2006, 07:15 PM
and those 3% are just lying or have no arms
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 07:15 PM
Every time you masturbate an angel loses it's wings.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 07:17 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":1fbc8]Every time you masturbate an angel loses it's wings.[/quote:1fbc8]

every time you post an angel stabs jesus in the fucking heart

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Default 09-21-2006, 07:40 PM
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Fuck thats a gay thing to do. Right up your alley.
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Default 09-21-2006, 07:44 PM
This forum just got that much sadder.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 07:55 PM
i jack off with my butt

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Default 09-21-2006, 08:03 PM
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lol, no...it's only called jacking off if it's ur own penis.
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 08:05 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":af33f]
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i jack off with my butt
lol, no...it's only called jacking off if it's ur own penis.[/quote:af33f]

no srlys I tuck under stick the semi hard head in my butthole then flex my sphincter rapidly till I nut in my own butt then creampie it.

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