The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread! - Page 2

RandomSkater · 09-09-2002, 01:38 PM

sounds good to me... evil:

mr.miyagi · 09-09-2002, 02:03 PM

Oh so many options and ideas, so little time..

suppose i could strap him to a concrete slab and have a rack of 1000 rusty needles get lowered 1 milameter every hour into him, give him time to recover over night with no needles and then continue everyday until he has some kind of fit, bleeds to death or dies from the rusty infection. while he recovers, only offering him pins to eat and acid to drink, maybe piss and leather handbags if i'm in a good mood that day.
or
for a quick and nasty death, gather all relatives from this awful tragedy and create a huge arena with him in the middle, no where to escape, then unleash thousands of people to rip him to shreds after the entrance to his arena is opened, gladiator style.

im sure i could think of hundreds of painful revenge scenarios to give him but that'll do for now

Captain Bunny · 09-09-2002, 03:13 PM

I would make him watch Barney and live off tofu.

KTOG · 09-09-2002, 04:13 PM

hmmm where should i start...

I'd shoot him with a gun.

Mope · 09-09-2002, 04:42 PM

id tie him up in times square. move him from place to place acros north america. let people do what ever they want to him. but no guns knifes, anything that he could die from. then i'd use him for testing on any new products that arn't safe. if he still isnt dead. i'd sent him to afgainistan and blow it out of the sky.

Coleman · 09-09-2002, 05:05 PM

Ha, this method is veeerrrry painful, from what i learned:

Take a glass rod and insert it into his penis hole. I'd make him run a couple laps around a prison with gay men chasing him, WAIT, Germ chasing him. When he gets alittle to uncarefull, BOOM, the rod breaks and glass shards are in his penis. Whenever he goes to the bathroom, the pain of the glass would almost be unbearable.

Here's another one:

After the penis glass of course, lye him down on a bed of rusty nails (only 50 or so, not 2304859 nails) and then put bamboo under him. As it grows slowly, it would penetrate his body and he'd die there. I think i'd be happy with that! biggrin:

damn bastard bigzooka: mad:

warmonger · 09-09-2002, 05:05 PM

hmmm......have it eat kosher food for a last meal then draw and quarter it. remember gibsons death scene in braveheart? it wasnt't shown but it did go like this. after being hung and streached a sharp, or dull if u preferr, curved blade is inserted in one side of the abdomen and drawn across to the other side allowing it's guts to spill out. what fun that would be evil:

CaP bUsTa · 09-09-2002, 05:43 PM

ok...first i would take of his turban and use it for toilet paper (always wanted to do that)
but seriously...i would slice his achilles tedons...not fast..but slowly saw away at them with a dull and rusty hunting knife. Then i would cut of his knee caps, 1 on monday..the other on tuesday. then...i would peirce his eyelides..with a tiny..but strong chain and then attach it to the ceiling of his little cell...tight enough so he has to stand. Then..make him stand there for days..and as he slowly weakends it will begin to tear his skin off his face. Oh i almost forgot...for food i would feed him a roll of bread per week..but the bread would have ground up glass cooked in with it so that the glass slowly cuts him up inside...and as for water...mabye do the same thing with the water...except with alot of liquid shit mixed in (like MEXICO!)

09-09-2002, 08:32 PM

You guys remember the WTC antenna that came down mostly intact and was recovered?

Tie him to a stake, put two Russian "Granit" super-cruise-missiles (I don't think our Harpoon's engine is powerful enough) onto the antenna and shoot it at him.

poetic justice biggrin:

Sotilas Jane · 09-10-2002, 03:24 AM

Why to bother?

Just pistol to forehead andboom, world is again little better place to live.

Mr.X · 09-10-2002, 03:38 AM

...erm, I'm currently working on a method of punishment involving bin-laden and
the chap in the "spread-arse" pic of earlier today........more when I've fine-tuned my theory.

yours, Mr.X[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/smileys/22.gif[/img]

Rayn · 09-10-2002, 02:12 PM

Thousands upon thousands of papercuts, then a lemon juice bath.

09-10-2002, 03:06 PM

Everyone Who Posted In This Thread Is Sad

Mr.X · 09-10-2002, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperMan

Everyone Who Posted In This Thread Is Sad

...yes, and only you can cheer us up, Superchap!! eek:

ninty · 09-10-2002, 04:27 PM

Lol. Superchap. Thats great. ROFL.