[bukdez]

Originally Posted by Nyck

working at staples people would call the tower a "Harddrive" all the time.

I had some nigs that would be like THIS COMPUTERS ONLU 129 DOLLAS??!?!?

no thats just the monitor

the what???

"the tv screen for the computer"

oh well pshhhh fo-get dat

nigs?... oOo: ...

[Doctor Duffy]

Originally Posted by Nyck

sounds like a start of a porno

they wanted your monster cock, gg on missing out on doubling up on some vintage poon

Lmfao, I was thinking the exact same thing

[Arkan]

Speaking of stupid people, i was in "Subway" getting a hero. Lady in front of me is reading the sign that clearly says:

12" hero = $5.75
6" hero = whatever the price was

Kid behind the counter asks her if she wants the foot long or the 6" hero. As she's reading the sign, she asks: "Whats the difference between the foot long and the 12" hero?". I fucking burst out laughing.....stupid fucking cunt.

[Airborne Butters]

Thank god the only idiots I have to deal with are drunk temps who get yelled at all day by the warehouse manager.

[Scorpion -]M15F1T[-]

Originally Posted by Bucknub

heh funny this thread comes up. I was watching a call in show on CP24 last night and a Computer Tech guy was on it answering phone calls and some lady calls in.

Man: Hi, yes what's your question?
Lady: Blah blah blah my Harddrive isnt working, making a noise when i turn it on, ect ect ect
Man: ok, now when you mean Harddrive, are you referring to the little small hardware in your computer, or the "BIG BOX"?
Woman: The big box




ME - LOLERING

that guy was very smart to ask that question first. seems he has first hand experience with woman when it comes to that shit, ahah.

fuck, women are stupid

I work for ISP support and I get stupid cunts all the time.

For example
Customer: "I can't get on the internet and it hasn't worked for 2 months"
Me: What are the lights on the cable modem doing atm?
Customer: Lights??
Me: Yes the lights on the box we gave you when you were installed
Customer: My PC?
(lots of stupid shit follows)
Then we get to the fact that the standby light is on the modem
Me: OK seems the modem is in standby press the standby button
Customer: It doesn't have one
Me:SIGH!!!

stupid:

I would say that about 10% of my calls are actually technical in any way

[ninty]

You couldn't pay me enough to do tech support. I do some IT at work but it's internal. I never have to deal with customers. If I did i'd probably shoot myself.

I hate working with customers, and will never do that again. Too frustrating.

[Zoner]

I just got a customer ream me out for her attempt to install our software twice and is now having installshield errors.

Well, you don't say, you mongoloid piece of dogshit.

I fail to see how you being a droolcup is my fault. Go stuff yourself into a woodchipper.

[Pyro]

Originally Posted by ninty

You couldn't pay me enough to do tech support. I do some IT at work but it's internal. I never have to deal with customers. If I did i'd probably shoot myself.

I hate working with customers, and will never do that again. Too frustrating.

Trust me...even working at the pool im pissed off at the public...

I wanna work Internal IT...fuck tech support...id need to be guarenteed 15 fine women a night after work to unfrustrate me.

[Poseidon]

Originally Posted by Pyro

Trust me...even working at the pool im pissed off at the public...

I wanna work Internal IT...fuck tech support...id need to be guarenteed 15 fine women a night after work to unfrustrate me.

theres a helpdesk in internal IT. Almost as frustrating at times.

I'm moving to helpdesk early next year, not particularly looking forward to it.

One of our major problems at the moment is one of our buildings has currently gone 'live' on wireless. I got a helpdesk call the other day saying:

Woman: I cant access the network.
helpdesk operator: Ok, no problem let me try to ping your pc. No success. Mike go check the wiring for her will you,

So I go upstairs to find her PC wasnt plugged into the network, No problem I think, go back downstairs grab a network cable - ensure the port was live on the switch, and run back up.

Hey what you doing she shouts. I replyed Just plugging it into the network, No, no no, its supposed to be wireless!!! I then spent the next 15 minutes explaining that the wireless was for INTERNET access only and the fact you need a wireless adapter plugged into your PC or laptop. Something that was clearly documented when we announced the launch!

mad: hellfire:

[WidowMaker555]

americans and computers dont go well together.

[SoLiDUS]

It doesn't get any better unless you become a sys or net admin... even then, if you have to deal with people, oh God. oOo:

[Doctor Duffy]

Originally Posted by WidowMaker555

americans and computers dont go well together.

What the fuck are you talking about, we invented the computer.