[Simo Häyhä]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":5c2a3][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5c2a3]Aye, I remember being on the phone to one of my hoes at the train station round by Bluewater [really large mall in SE England] & I had two pikey/chavs flanking me & they started yelling some abuse etc. I hung up & approached one head on but his lil weasel accomplice started coming round to my left so I figured if I tried anything with the first guy the other one would be in there like a burberry covered whippet. I also had my back to the rail lines which really wasn't cool & the chav bastards were clearly high on narcotics. After they threatened to throw my coolness onto the train tracks I decided the best thing was to call the pigs. At that moment in time I do wish I had a gun so I could just take it out & shoot the bastard in the nuts or something but meh... I wanted the police/army/sas & coldstream guards right there at that moment to give me some support but the bastards took their time coming. Fortunately the chavs saw the 'emergency call' on my phone as I waved it at them & the cowardly fks ran off & left me in peace. beer:[/quote:5c2a3]


Woooooaaaahhh, waay too much english slang.[/quote:5c2a3]
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