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Default 09-11-2002, 07:35 AM

A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'
tall, 200lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman
sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to our
right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
  
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