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Default 11-19-2006, 09:49 PM
i pussed out.spank: ...........not reallly ...i chilled with my friends instead....but anywyas... now she s coming this weekend here.... dance:
  
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Default 11-19-2006, 10:16 PM
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i pussed out.spank: ...........not reallly ...i chilled with my friends instead....but anywyas... now she s coming this weekend here.... dance:
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Default 11-19-2006, 10:20 PM
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Default 11-19-2006, 11:21 PM
she obviously wants anal....or a london bridge
  
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Default 11-19-2006, 11:25 PM
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or a Cleveland Steamer or a Mud Pretzel or a Turkish Snowcone or a Filthy Lopez
  
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Default 11-19-2006, 11:41 PM
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Default 11-20-2006, 11:15 PM
well ..shes coming wed after noon....bad thing is that im plannin on gettin blastered tuesday. And i just found out that what she wanted was to try some weed... eek: annoy: I dont even smoke weed... spank:
  
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Default 11-20-2006, 11:16 PM
she's using you for drugs. slit her throat.
  
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Default 11-20-2006, 11:44 PM
Was that supposed to be funny?
  
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Default 11-21-2006, 02:33 AM
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she obviously wants anal....or a london bridge
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Default 11-21-2006, 04:34 AM
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she obviously wants anal....or a london bridge
or a Cleveland Steamer or a Mud Pretzel or a Turkish Snowcone or a Filthy Lopez
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Give her an eiffel tower
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A london bridge, but the effect is completed when the two guys higf five each other with both hands
  
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Default 11-21-2006, 02:27 PM
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Default 11-23-2006, 03:20 PM
Must admit I haven't really heard the term 'London bridge', my mates & I refer to gang-bang (2 guys 1 ho) as a spitroast. I have to go to the real London Bridge quite often... I rather fancy going there with a young lady & perfoming a 'London Bridge' at London Bridge merely for sentimental purposes. rock:
  
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Default 11-23-2006, 03:43 PM
Spitroast! haw haw!

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