[Sniper101]

happy: +1!!!

To add to these thoughts with some quotes that i think you might like

"You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!"

"Treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot"

"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"

"Practice safe eating — always use condiments."

"Don't let your mind wander, because it is too little to be left alone"

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
-Einstein-

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
-Albert Hubbard-

'Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do." -Bertrand Russell-

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

" "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

Some more thoughts...

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton

China has more English speakers than the United States (Now that says something)