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Default 03-04-2007, 01:58 PM
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=5086233 oOo:

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Default 03-04-2007, 02:03 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b47fe]http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=5086233 oOo:[/quote:b47fe]
The 420-pound woman said her size kept her and others from realizing she was carrying the baby.

"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," Barnum said Thursday, a day after the birth. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking."

lol fat bitch biggrin:

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Default 03-04-2007, 02:06 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":be2e1]The 420-pound woman said her size kept her and others from realizing she was carrying the baby.

"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," Barnum said Thursday, a day after the birth. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking."

lol fat bitch biggrin:[/quote:be2e1]

I guess the fact that her snatch didn't bleed every 30 days wasn't an indication to her oOo: Not only is she a tub of shit, she also lacks in the cerebral area as well. Fat and stupid........what a combo !

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Default 03-04-2007, 03:12 PM
Well i want to know what dude banged her...
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 03:29 PM
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Well i want to know what dude banged her...
You should go pay her a visit at the hospital. I'm pretty sure the guy's still trapped under one of her flab folds.
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 04:36 PM
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Well i want to know what dude banged her...
You should go pay her a visit at the hospital. I'm pretty sure the guy's still trapped under one of her flab folds.[/quote:5849b]

ya I would have thought that girl would be unfkable oOo: Even my mate Dan prolly wouldn't do that. annoy:
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 04:39 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":60af7]http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=5086233 oOo:

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Seriously.. SOME people need to know when they have a problem.... The fucking health issues alone from her weight.... Let alone a fucking baby..
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 05:08 PM
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maybe it was her fiance, Walter Edwards II
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 05:11 PM
after wtahcing the video again...i can't stop laughing.
  
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Default 03-04-2007, 05:21 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a27ba]http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/
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Default 03-04-2007, 05:29 PM
fuck dude....
Anyone else think it should be a crime to be lets say over 400 pounds?



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Default 03-04-2007, 05:45 PM
Maybe it should be a crime to receieve any benefits from the government if you're over 300 pounds, or a fine every time you eat a big cake

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[quote="mr.miyagi":7685d][quote="Mr.Buttocks":7685d]http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/
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