"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
Remember how he was going running to get in shape? Maybe he went for a jog one day, had a Forrest Gump moment, and just kept on running. He's probably made it as far as Huntsville by now.