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Default speech - 09-16-2002, 12:49 PM

guys, i'm getting married on friday,

the works, flowers, dresses, food, stupid looking limo's etc.

i really really need some tips for my speech, i mean, do i just thank everybody, do i crack jokes?

HELP ME!!!!!!
  
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Default 09-16-2002, 12:51 PM

Call your wife a cunt and your best man a Flaming Faggot, guaranteed to bring a red cheek or two!!!! cry:
  
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Default 09-16-2002, 12:54 PM

its good....but its not right......here's another catchphrase.....................
  
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Default Re: speech - 09-16-2002, 12:55 PM

[quote="^OdT^":ec5d8]guys, i'm getting married on friday[/quote:ec5d8]

i'm sorry
  
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Default 09-16-2002, 02:23 PM

Thank God - for bringing such a beautiful, wonderful woman into your life. Thank her parents - for raising her to be a beautiful, wonderful woman. Thank your parents - for all that they've ever done for you. Thank everyone who helped with the wedding. Then, close with a few words to your bride about how much you love her and how she's your best friend and about how you look forward to growing old together and sharing all that the future has to offer.

Most importantly, remember to be brief. The faster the reception is over, the quicker you can go on your honeymoon. biggrin:
  
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Default Re: speech - 09-25-2002, 04:31 AM

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guys, i'm getting married on friday
i'm sorry[/quote:89aeb]

LMAO!!!!
  
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Default 09-25-2002, 09:38 PM

maybe add some sort of allusion into your speech, something like talk about some hot movie star you had a crush on when you were a kid and end your speech with like " Well now I found my (stats name)" and now you are all I love and care for

something like that...just an idea


  
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Default 09-25-2002, 09:42 PM

thats pretty bad ur asking guys online to write ur wedding speech. But make sure shes not having sex with the best man. Anybody else see that on one of the Fox specials. hahaha thats bad at least they got in on camera.
  
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Default 09-25-2002, 09:43 PM

none of u payed attention to movies with marriage scenes. that's not how u say it. ur supposed to be old fashined and thank the wife the parents and everybody that attended the marriage. my suggestion is go rent a movie with a marriage scene, study it remeber the words and on fiday u'll have no troubles getting through the speech
  
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Default 09-26-2002, 12:07 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Roses are red, violets are blueish,
I never celebrate christmas because I am jewish.

Dunno, just made it up, heh
  
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Default Re: speech - 09-26-2002, 10:56 PM

[quote="^OdT^":0abda]guys, i'm getting married on friday,

the works, flowers, dresses, food, stupid looking limo's etc.

i really really need some tips for my speech, i mean, do i just thank everybody, do i crack jokes?

HELP ME!!!!!![/quote:0abda]

i dunno if anyone here can help..... or would really try. but congrats buddy. biggrin:
  
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Default 09-26-2002, 11:05 PM

Want me to type up your vows too? Its from the heart man not some guy sitting at a keyboard 5000 miles / kilometers away.

Just say what you know needs to be said. Its in your head somewhere, just think back. Put things in context, dont just say "thank you". One or two jokes never hurts just use alot of common sense and dont over do them, or they can go south.

Listen to some sappy music that will get your inner wussy thinking.

Congradulations.... i think.

hake: There goes another gamer, to the endless abiss of dishes and being a man bitch. It was nice knowing ya.
  
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Default 09-26-2002, 11:16 PM

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There goes another gamer, to the endless abiss of dishes and being a man bitch. It was nice knowing ya.
we gotta grow up sometime oOo: ed:
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:06 AM

hey! i'm only catching up on this now (married on 20th september)

good thing i didn't take some of this advise (no offence) or i'd be divorced by now.

anyway thanks

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Default 12-03-2002, 09:22 AM

Well here is what my speech would be for Friday.

December 6th 2002 a date which will live in Infamy....... or go full out and speak German while looking like Hitler see how far you can push everyone or maybe Stalin? Hmm can't wait to see what I will do on my wedding day if I ever get married biggrin: biggrin:
  
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