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Default Things you'd never hear us say... - 04-25-2007, 09:55 AM

Play along!

Trippar: "Fuck, I gotta give up the weed and porn."

Bunny: "Not going to the club tonight, mates. Gotta stay home and paint me baseboards."

Nyck: "Her titties are just too big for me. Gross."

Arkan: "You want me to fuck you WHERE?? No thanks!"


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Default 04-25-2007, 09:56 AM

Zoner: "I hate BBQ's"


  
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Default 04-25-2007, 10:01 AM

Gerv: "think im using enough power?"

Buckweed: " i love my brother"

Coleman: " i had a threesome last night......with Joe Pa and his wife"
  
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Default 04-25-2007, 10:03 AM

Pyro "Insert Logical Statement Here"

TGB "fuckin george bush annoy: "

Milla "I wouldn't fuck Jack Bauer"

gtboys "I don't smell a thing"

Elstatec "that wasnt nutella"

Eames "I <3 Blacks"


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Default 04-25-2007, 10:27 AM

judas: "im back"


  
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Default 04-25-2007, 10:53 AM

pyroi - I agree entirely with what you've just said.

ninty - omg ice hockey sucks!

Arkan - I'm gonna sell my car & never doing my girl that way again

Milla - I'm leaving the Marines to join some hippies

Buttox - I'm changing my avatar to another obscure African president

Nyck - I'm never watching Nascar again
  
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Default 04-25-2007, 11:02 AM

pyro- I guess you're right, I can't blame America this time

8ace- I never liked Metzger in the first place

elstatec- I like women.


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Default 04-25-2007, 11:07 AM

simo - I'm selling my gun collection to take up yoga
  
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Default 04-25-2007, 11:07 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":d8763]
Nyck - I'm never watching Nascar again[/quote:d8763]

lol I actually stopped watching nascar 2 years ago eek:


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 04-25-2007, 11:09 AM

I thought you were quite a big fan? Saw some pics of you at a race, must have been a while ago now hmm.
  
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Default 04-25-2007, 11:11 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a669f]I thought you were quite a big fan? Saw some pics of you at a race, must have been a while ago now hmm.[/quote:a669f]

was but didnt like the change in the sport and the number of fans. it used to take an hour to get home after leaving the race. when it took 7 hours to get home one time I gave up on it


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Default 04-25-2007, 11:45 AM

rofling balwz
  
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Default 04-25-2007, 12:09 PM

pyro - "I speak English"


  
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Default 04-25-2007, 12:33 PM

correction

pyro - "I love the United States!"

Blitz - "I fucked a womanz"
  
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Default 04-25-2007, 01:02 PM

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pyro - "I speak English"
lol. win


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