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Default 05-11-2007, 07:58 PM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":f75b5][img]http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6382/hahahads0me0ae8.jpg[/img][/quote:f75b5]
rofl...how funny. I exposed some porn video of some girl i graduated with at 92b happy: happy:

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 08:56 PM
chicks nasty
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 08:59 PM
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chicks nasty
hence the reason shes letting 25 guys nut all over her face

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 05-11-2007, 09:12 PM
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hence the reason shes letting 25 guys nut all over her face
obviously,

I like her advice to new grads
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 09:21 PM
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chicks nasty
hence the reason shes letting 25 guys nut all over her face
excuse me...guys....did anyone consider she may well be a computer engineer or a
lawyer?, and that this whole face-cumming thing may just be a passing fad with her, eh?... annoy:
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 09:46 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":b6a3e][quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":b6a3e][img]http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6382/hahahads0me0ae8.jpg[/img][/quote:b6a3e]
rofl...how funny. I exposed some porn video of some girl i graduated with at 92b happy: happy:[/quote:b6a3e]

ytmnd' that shit
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 09:52 PM
haha, I would die laughing if I found someone I knew in a porn.
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 10:01 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":a7c8c][quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":a7c8c][img]hidious[/img][/quote:a7c8c]
rofl...how funny. I exposed some porn video of some girl i graduated with at 92b happy: happy:[/quote:a7c8c]


The question is... Did you finish?







Also... god... ahh, god no.
  
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Default 05-11-2007, 10:21 PM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":02454][img]http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6382/hahahads0me0ae8.jpg[/img][/quote:02454]L O FUCKING L!!!!
  
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Default 05-12-2007, 03:28 AM
Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...
  
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Default 05-12-2007, 08:07 AM
[img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9600/1534470kr9.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 05-12-2007, 05:17 PM
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Default 05-12-2007, 05:18 PM
though it's not as great a find as a classmaste becoming a porn star but... I know a girl i went to school with is a stripper now...
  
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Default 05-12-2007, 05:51 PM
i know a girl.
  
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Default 05-12-2007, 08:06 PM
i've seen one before... on the tv though
  
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