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Default 06-08-2007, 02:26 PM

what a clutch photo ed:



  
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Default 06-08-2007, 02:26 PM

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[quote:95ba3]Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.
ITS TWO MORE WEEKS PEOPLE IN A SECLUDED CELL NOT 10-15 YEARS

gimime a fuckin break you drama queen[/quote:95ba3]

check that the judge is making her spend the whole sentence 40 days there, not just the 2 weeks left off the 23 days

rock: rock: rock:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":95ba3]what a clutch photo ed:[/quote:95ba3]

that was taken when she was picked up from her house to go to court, not after the sentencing


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Default 06-08-2007, 02:27 PM

Its still just 40 days. Its not life or even a year. Suck it up and take the blame for the dumb mistakes.


  
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Default 06-08-2007, 02:29 PM

They should throw her in Gen Pop so she'd forcefully have to eat the box of Linda "The Strangler" Simmons and Betty "Fishcrotch" Karpowski on a dialy basis.


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[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":a6a4b][img]http://www.dlisted.com/files/paristrash_1.jpg[/img][/quote:a6a4b]


Ahahhahahahahhaa biggrin:


go judge go!!




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-08-2007, 02:35 PM

lmao


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Default 06-08-2007, 02:41 PM

Is it too much to hope for that maybe when this cockmuncher gets out she'll have a differeent attitude and not think she can get away with everything under the sun? I really hope she gets slammed up for the 2 weeks to see if shes such a stuck up cunt when she comes out, the jailbird chants will be following her around for years most likely.




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Default 06-08-2007, 02:47 PM

LAWL @ TheSuperficial.com:

"Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow beaming directly into the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly. I just don't know who to believe anymore. It just all sounds so right."

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Default 06-08-2007, 02:47 PM

what a little bitch biggrin:
i would be crying like that too if i had to spend time in jail ( with other inmates ) fuck, she gets to be on her own for fuck sakes. if that was me i would sit back and make up for a lot of zzzzzzzzzzzzzz i missed over the years happy:
  
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Default 06-08-2007, 03:43 PM

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so she'd forcefully have to eat the box
Fucking rofl

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what a little bitch biggrin:
i would be crying like that too if i had to spend time in jail ( with other inmates ) fuck, she gets to be on her own for fuck sakes. if that was me i would sit back and make up for a lot of zzzzzzzzzzzzzz i missed over the years happy:
Also she is going to to confinement, there really is no other "inmates". Just dirty cops and other celebs. I say release her to the general populace.


  
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[img]http://www.madmann.com/paris.jpg[/img]

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Default 06-08-2007, 04:21 PM

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Skankbot has been ordered back to jail

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-or ... k-to-jail/

ahahahah

Thsi judge for President

[quote:411ce]

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
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Default 06-08-2007, 04:39 PM

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they were nicer and easier to get lol.
how would you know virgin
huh I don't fuck random girls, but I know when I have a chance too...I was disappointing the americans...they were upset my cock wasn't a whore.

Im starting to change my thinking on the whole thing now though.

Paris hilton is ugly.


  
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Default 06-08-2007, 06:30 PM

I can't believe this is happening...i just...i don't know how much more of this i can take



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