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Default 07-17-2003, 02:40 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":1a861]no way dont go easy on him. get him to come over to do his business. invite a ton of people over, maybe even a girl he likes (obviously he donest have a girlfriend otherwise he wouldnt jerk it at people shouses) without him knowing. then burst in on him and watch as everyone points and laughs. hell be a living joke for the next two years of his highschool life[/quote:1a861]
baahahahahaha biggrin:
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 03:59 PM

What the Fuck? If some dude jerked off in my house, I'd kick his fucking head in, no question.
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 04:25 PM

The question is whether to Embaress him, kick his ass or ignore him. At least he could have jerked in your shower at least there's a drain there eek:
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 04:34 PM

I think what we are all so worked up about is the implied homosexual undertones at work here - the fact that not one room over another fellow is pleasuring himself using YOUR "equipment" to get the job done, rather than his own.

Frued would have a fucking field day.
  
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bash that bishop one more time
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Default bash that bishop one more time - 07-17-2003, 05:13 PM

haha man that is so fuckin funny and kinda weird..

BUT while we're on the subject, Lo' n Behold, whilst reading a newspaper this morning i came across an article that most boys would've liked the sound of.....

MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOU!

Its official, apparently cleaning out your tubes regularly helps against the build up of certain things like pizza crusts, well um i dunno all the technical details but it went into alot of detail. Like 5 times a week is fine and all goes to a good cause, no not your hand but the eradication of possible cancerous cells and bacteria lurking around downstairs

Now go wank kids!

Tell your parents its for survival purposes or sumthin happy:


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Default 07-17-2003, 05:24 PM

OMFG well thanks to Captain Bunny i now look foolish, i hadn't spotted that he had the full report and linkage in an earlier post, my bad! 000psy, didn't mean to type that, made a mistakey, ahhhhhhh kiss my ass

x ..... eek:


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Default 07-17-2003, 06:09 PM

thats just wrong yo


  
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Default 07-17-2003, 07:50 PM

oOo:
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 08:09 PM

I cant believe he was that fucking desperate. Apparently he dosent have internet conenction in his house (go figure) so he used my computer to look at porn site. I wont let him use my PC. Plus I dont have a webcam. But I like the idea of bringing other friends over while his doing his doing his business. evil:
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 09:07 PM

sounds like something you would see in a tom green flick
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 09:23 PM

gppd series
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 10:33 PM

invite him over again and when he goes into jackoff go in and catch him and then suggest to have a jerk circle where you jerk each others cocks
he'll probably get freaked out and never come back
  
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Default 07-17-2003, 10:43 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":dc91c]invite him over again and when he goes into jackoff go in and catch him and then suggest to have a jerk circle where you jerk each others cocks
he'll probably get freaked out and never come back[/quote:dc91c]

speaking from experience? i agree. nothing wierds out friends better than a "jerk circle" oOo:
  
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Default 07-18-2003, 01:41 AM

yeah, there's a couple of routes that you can go. One that I like is the whole webcam thing that someone said earlier. Get a webcam and hide it overlooking the computer desk...but just don't broadcast. Record it. Then when he's done, make some mpegs and post them on a website. Then make a bogus AIM name and IM everyone that you know the link to the mpegs.

OR you can put it up on Kazaa and see how long it takes for 1000 people to have it. Label it "Pamela Anderson Nudes"....ha, 1000 people would take 2 mins in that case.


  
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Default 07-18-2003, 05:38 AM

I wonder what was going through his mind.. biggrin:
  
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