haha man that is so fuckin funny and kinda weird..
BUT while we're on the subject, Lo' n Behold, whilst reading a newspaper this morning i came across an article that most boys would've liked the sound of.....
MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOU!
Its official, apparently cleaning out your tubes regularly helps against the build up of certain things like pizza crusts, well um i dunno all the technical details but it went into alot of detail. Like 5 times a week is fine and all goes to a good cause, no not your hand but the eradication of possible cancerous cells and bacteria lurking around downstairs
Now go wank kids!
Tell your parents its for survival purposes or sumthin happy: