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Default 05-28-2004, 12:55 PM
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because you start each morning off with a well balanced breakfast of cheerios and human flesh[/quote:da311]

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Default 05-28-2004, 01:39 PM
tripper.exe : which fruit would you say is more worthwhile sticking an erect pensi in. a watermelon, or a cantaloupe?



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Default 05-28-2004, 01:42 PM
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tripper.exe : which fruit would you say is more worthwhile sticking an erect pensi in. a watermelon, or a cantaloupe?



i eagerly await your reply.
Everyone knows you should go with live stuff; Warthogs and guinea pigs are the best.. eek:
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 01:52 PM
*rubs beard* interesting tidbit....however, we dont seem to have an ample supply of warthhog avaliable to the local consumer here in chicago. also, a guinea pig seems to lack the necessary girth for my pensi to penetrate. maybe i should move up to farm animals? i need someone who can point me in the right direction. tripper.exe can, and no doubt will do just that.
  
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Insects > Stray Aniamls > House Pets > farm animals > zoo animals > exotic animals

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i'm too damn sexy... whatever shall i do?...
  
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Default 05-28-2004, 08:28 PM
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because when you are in the public restrooms you do a courtesy flush once the poop hits the water
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you didn't even answer my question... some help you are... whoever you are...
  
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begin to take regular showers. nothing repels women like clean men
  
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