Doin stupid sh1t @ work - Page 2

Simo Häyhä · 03-09-2006, 05:09 PM

i once went into the backroom of my work, took a shit in a plastic container used for cookies and stored up high in the shelves. It is still there, 2 years later.

Jin-Roh · 03-09-2006, 05:10 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":20cb7]i once went into the backroom of my work, took a shit in a plastic container used for cookies and stored up high in the shelves. It is still there, 2 years later.[/quote:20cb7]

eek:

Simo Häyhä · 03-09-2006, 05:13 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":a77c5][quote="Simo Häyhä":a77c5]i once went into the backroom of my work, took a shit in a plastic container used for cookies and stored up high in the shelves. It is still there, 2 years later.[/quote:a77c5]

eek:[/quote:a77c5]
i did it twice

Tripper · 03-09-2006, 05:31 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f9b56]i once went into the backroom of my work, took a shit in a plastic container used for cookies and stored up high in the shelves. It is still there, 2 years later.[/quote:f9b56]

lmfao

Milla · 03-09-2006, 05:49 PM

[quote=Tripper]

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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":c12d1

i once went into the backroom of my work, took a shit in a plastic container used for cookies and stored up high in the shelves. It is still there, 2 years later.

lmfao[/quote:c12d1]

Fucking gross

Madmartagen · 03-09-2006, 05:55 PM

the electric hand dryer in the restroom at my old job had a faucet that could rotate. i got some toner from an old cartridge and poured it into the faucet after i turned it upside down. i held a paper towel against the mouth and rotated it back down to catch the toner as it fell out. i stuffed the paper back up into the faucet and hid in one of the bathroom stalls. a couple of minutes later someone walked in, took a piss and washed his hands. when he turned the dryer on, it blew toner all over his clothes.

another time i came to work with an ak47 and shot everyone to death. a couple of people thought it was funny, the ones who didnt were pissed, you should have seen their faces.

Simo Häyhä · 03-09-2006, 06:06 PM

[quote=Milla]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":5bcd0

i once went into the backroom of my work, took a shit in a plastic container used for cookies and stored up high in the shelves. It is still there, 2 years later.

lmfao

Fucking gross[/quote:5bcd0]
oh like you've never smeared your shit all over the walls annoy:

grow up sicko

Nyck · 03-09-2006, 08:12 PM

when I worked at mickey ds we used to bulid full cheese burgers on eachothers straws sticking out of each others drinks.

we also used to pour a shit load of salt in our bosses coffee.

we had bagel sauce in little containers like this

[img]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/a6/aa/pr-Housewares-Tablecraft_Ketchup_And_Mustard_Dispenser_Set-resized200.jpg[/img]

I yelled at my buddy who was across the grill one morning at like 4:30 am...

"HEY DUDE LOOK I'M PETER NORTH"

and started squeezing the full bottle spraying it across the grill and onto his pant legs like 4x I was fucking rolling.

we also cracked to holes on the top and bottom of an egg, blew in it to get all the yoke out and then put it back in the case. Called my buddy over and then said FUCK YOU NUKKA! and cracked it over his head. he flipped shit thinking there was yoke all on his dome.

Good times there rock:

snipes · 03-10-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

I yelled at my buddy who was across the grill one morning at like 4:30 am...

"HEY DUDE LOOK I'M PETER NORTH"

and started squeezing the full bottle spraying it across the grill and onto his pant legs like 4x I was fucking rolling.

lmfao!!