[CoMaToSe]

Call her out on it, but be nice about it. Treat it like a joke, that'll put her at ease a bit. Then sit her down and ask her if it's related to the drinking, and if you still want to bang her on a regular basis, encourage her to 'take your relationship to the next step' by having sober sex! rock:

[gtboys34]

pissant
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[TGB!]

Wow, I'm troubled by some of these responses. . .notch some more experience folks:

As only TWO people have already said, its more than likely NOT urine. . .its just vaginal lubrication. Some women produce enough to lube the vagina, others can produce an amount that can cause puddles. Youll have the same cleaning bill obviously, but your reaction should be a bit more reserved - in fact you should be thankful shes in such an aroused state that shes producing that level of vagilube (Patent Pending).

Shes obviously embarressed by it, when she has no reason to. Shit compliment her on it, as a way of reenforcing her buck-wildness, dont make her feel like she should be ASHAMED to reach that level of arousal.

I mean really, how many of you have actually gotten SO DRUNK that you lose control of your bowels. I may forget what happened the previous night, but at least Ill know I was still instinctively able to head to the can when I felt the need to.

Im more worried that she needs to get shitfaced to fuck, but thats a story for another day.

[c312]

No, it's probably urine. I've heard many stories just like this, all involve girls drinking too much and urinating on a dude's bed.

[Unknown_Sniper]

one simple way to find this out. After sex, see how wet the bed is, then comapre it to after you wake up. I have slept with a few squirters and its awesome during hte sex, but when you realize you have to sleep there, it gets annoying.
Now if it is piss then just tell her maybe she shouldnt drink to the extent that she looses control of her bladder.

[Coleman]

Originally Posted by c312

No, it's probably urine. I've heard many stories just like this, all involve girls drinking too much and urinating on a dude's bed.

imwithstupid: I know of 3 friends off the top of my head that have done it, sadly enough.

[Chronic Diarrhea]

ROFL at TGB's post.

Dude, I know PLENTY of girls who have shit themselves and passed out in public restrooms because they got so drunk. I'm friends with a guy who works in a bar on the strip and he told me a disgusting story about this hot ass chick passed out on the toilet with her panties to her ankles and mounds of shit all over her arms, face, legs, etc... They had to go in there because it was past closing time and they were about to lock everything up. They had to actually drag her out of the stall to wake her up. My friend said he was gagging as he was dragging her around. She had to leave the bar and go home with shit all over her.

TGB, people at colleges get fucking hammered, and do piss/shit themselves. It most likely IS piss.

[bukdez]

Originally Posted by jujumantb

I'm not one to come to my GF1 community for girl advice, but I feel this case is an exception that needs this forum's expertise.

So the theres this chick, pretty fucking hot, that I've known since the beginning of the school year... shes a freshman (im a junior) and ever since I broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago, we've been going at it pretty hard on drunk nights. So here is were the problem arises... this girl has pissed my bed two times in a row now... I thought the first time was an isolated incident, she has spent the night many times before without a problem... but now this shit... I'm up at 7:30 right now eating mcdonalds breakfast because I woke up in a puddle of girl piss for the second straight time she has spent the night.. I dont know what to do GF1... please advise.

mabye you pissed the bed?...

[elstatec]

ROFL

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

Dude you should video tape it all & then post it on a German porn/piss site & make some £$. rock:

[Pyro]

lmao...

...tell her to sleep on the floor if she pisses over your shit...or at leats stay over at her place and then you can sleepon the coach or something.

[1080jibber]

for some reason i find that kind of hot, in a strange way

[jujumantb]

It is CLEARLY piss, no mistake. I have toyed with the fact it *could* be me, but that just doesnt add up. I have NEVER before pissed my bed, not to mention this girl already has the house nickname of "puddles" due to another incident when she passed out in a chair and left a big puddle (she claimed she spilt her beer eek: ) And in terms of having sober sex... kind of out of the question.. our relationship is purely sloppy drunk sex and I'm perfectly happy with keeping that way.

on the right...
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[eeves]

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ps id hit that...

[Arkan]

Ok, never had this problem before but this is how i would handle it knowing the facts now.


1. Use a plastic liner on the bed to protect the mattress then cover it up with a sheet. Also, use just one blanket so, if she wets herself again, all you need to wash is one blanket and one sheet. Keep that pair for when you're with her only. All other times, use different sheets and blankets. She'll be too fucked up to notice the sound of the plastic liner while your fucking her. It doesn't hurt to have some background music to drown out the sound of the plastic liner.

Also, keep that shit to yourself. Don't go telling your friends or even mentioning it to her. If she hears it from others, she'll never fuck you again and if you mention something to her, she may not want to fuck you again out of embarrassment.

Also, if she happens to bring it up and questions the plastic liner, just tell her that the "love juice" you two make during sex is insane and you're just trying to keep the mattress dry.