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Default 11-30-2006, 04:21 PM

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on sunday ill have mad pics for ya guys...
what? Going to the strip club?
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Default 11-30-2006, 07:15 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cd95b] I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:[/quote:cd95b]

You dont have a thing for bunnies with your name fluffy bunny?!?!?! ed:


  
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Default 11-30-2006, 07:28 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8ccc7] I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:[/quote:8ccc7]
[img]http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 11-30-2006, 08:40 PM

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I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:
[img]http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg[/img][/quote:62ccf] oOo:


  
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Default 11-30-2006, 08:42 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit


  
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Default 11-30-2006, 10:28 PM

rofl. oh dear lord
  
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Default 11-30-2006, 10:29 PM

Yah, I got those wierd fetishes... I always pop boners for girls who tie their hair back into ponytails, and girls who put ribbons in their hair, man, it's cute as fuck I love it
  
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Default 11-30-2006, 10:30 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":894ba]Yah, I got those wierd fetishes... I always pop boners for girls who tie their hair back into ponytails, and girls who put ribbons in their hair, man, it's cute as fuck I love it[/quote:894ba]stop using that simile in every post you make.


  
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Default 11-30-2006, 10:31 PM

It's descriptive
  
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Default 12-01-2006, 05:17 AM

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I have a uuh, thing... for girls who dress up as cats. Especially if they can do the sexy purr! biggrin:
You dont have a thing for bunnies with your name fluffy bunny?!?!?! ed:[/quote:b5189]

I CALL UPON THE GREATEST OF ALL BUNNIES



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Default 12-01-2006, 06:25 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d3e5f]Yah, I got those wierd fetishes... I always pop boners for girls who tie their hair back into ponytails, and girls who put ribbons in their hair, man, it's cute as fuck I love it[/quote:d3e5f]

I completely agree, pony tails & pig tails rock, I really have a thing for pony tails tho rock: biggrin: Bunnys are ok, but they must have the sexy lil tail thing on their bum the_finger: There's certainly something about cats, I think she can pull off the face whiskers very well.

Aright also try & post pics of hot chicks you know dressed up as bunnies/cats, but keep the au natural pics coming too.


[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pPHu2K6HCG6qD0quiswrrkPvNqC5QkntO.jpg[/img]
some ho I know from reading, I dunno about anyone else but I can't stand it when girls pluck off all their eyebrows & pencil them in annoy: annoy: I think they look ridiculous, especially in the morning when it's rubbed off. I don't think this girl is that hot but she admits to liking it in the 6 so brownie points fo that rock:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pPHu2K6HCG6qD0quiswrrkOGW2oOt6Olq.jpg[/img]
typical night club random slag

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pPHu2K6HCG6qD0quiswrrkOeRkKbCLG_c.jpg[/img] seeing that its almost christmas
  
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Default 12-16-2006, 10:34 AM

Just for the record that super hot bitch does bunny costumes too eek:

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& plays santa

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702254_550158_2570.jpg[/img]

I'm really starting to hate this girl, how can you compete when shes that hot? Thats a pro-ho right there mad: cuss: Shes back from uni now & is working with my best mate, hopefully I'll bump into her sometime but I've absolutely no idea what I should do. Need to get her numba!!!
  
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Default 12-16-2006, 11:35 AM

trying to decide whether or not I should stfo of this thread.



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Default 12-18-2006, 12:15 PM

geez, if Bunny of all men cant get the girl of his dreams, what chance do any of us stand?

Also, I see duffy has finally been bannt. rofl finally.
  
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Default 12-19-2006, 01:58 PM

OK Lads we have an Emergency Action Message from Slag Headquarters:

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/slags.jpg[/img]

By the grace of God I somehow managed to get that slags number ^ but I asked for it over MSN like a geek/pussy... Anyhow I asked her if shes gana be partying over the Christmas period & she said she wanted to go out clubbing on Thursday but had no-one to go with dance: I had planned on going out clubbing with my best mate & another girl but the previous girl blew out so might be easy for her to just take her place. Problem is my best mate... He also likes her & works with her oOo:

Do I do the sneaky thing & try to make it just me & her go clubbing? It may be a little bit too much too soon & it would prolly make my friend mad. Or I could just invite her & my friend along but then it's two guys & 1 girl rolleyes: Maybe I should ring her up & just her & me have a drink? I dunno if shes that interested tho & she said she wants to party- bah!

Aaargh! Whats more -I lose all my smoothness & cool when I talk to her, everything I ever learned about girls goes right out the window. My chances of getting anywhere with the dream slag are slim but fk it!- who dares wins!

Help the fluff so he can wake up to her on Christmas morning! rock:
  
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