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Default Re: What Name would you use if you were a porn actor - 12-02-2003, 07:04 PM

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My suggestions at the moment

Buck Naked
Dick Jammer
Horno Totastador (toaster oven in spanish)
Dick Nasty
Big John Studd
Bob DeKnob
Billy ButPhuker
Max Thrust
Pena Traits
and my personal name if I break in
Shooter McWadd
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Mine would be GENERIC PR0NST4R NAME
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 07:06 PM

[quote:ac202]i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.
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Pirouette St-Raphael

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Err... sounds gay and beastial.

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Default 12-02-2003, 07:23 PM

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[quote:10305]i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.
Pirouette St-Raphael

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Err... sounds gay and beastial.

happy:[/quote:10305]

mine would be Fluffy Hemlock hahahahahahah thats great.

Also:
Jack Stabbin
Max Power
Harry Hard-on
Juice McGoose
Lt. Herpes
or Henry Winkler
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 07:41 PM

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Default 12-02-2003, 11:45 PM

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LOL mine would be Bear Jefferson....lol sounds like a black football player or something... rock:
Do you too have a dog named Bear? Mine would be Bear Castle.
  
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Default 12-02-2003, 11:53 PM

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LOL mine would be Bear Jefferson....lol sounds like a black football player or something... rock:
Do you too have a dog named Bear? Mine would be Bear Castle.[/quote:de7ec]

lol yep, he looked like a bear cub when he was little...hes a Chow/Dobermann mix
  
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Default Re: What Name would you use if you were a porn actor - 12-03-2003, 12:22 AM

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My suggestions at the moment

Buck Naked
Dick Jammer
Horno Totastador (toaster oven in spanish)
Dick Nasty
Big John Studd
Bob DeKnob
Billy ButPhuker
Max Thrust
Pena Traits
and my personal name if I break in
Shooter McWadd
Definatly Buck Naked. I know there are 1 or 2 n00bs out there who dont know who I am..shame on them.
  
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Default 12-03-2003, 12:27 AM

[url=http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html:f179c]Best test ever[/url:f179c]
  
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Default 12-03-2003, 02:52 AM

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[url=http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html:7cff0]Best test ever[/url:7cff0]
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your'e right though, that is a kickass test lol rock:
  
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Default 12-04-2003, 10:16 AM

actual porn star name I LMAO when i saw it

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Default 12-04-2003, 10:59 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":401ff]bigus dickus[/quote:401ff]

that reminds me of Life of Brian biggrin:

mine wud be the ancient ben dover
  
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