[Unknown_Sniper]

kill the father

[@/\/G3L]

Maple is it the human mind or your post. oOo:

[Maplegyver]

[quote="@/\/G3L":2912a]Maple is it the human mind or your post. oOo:[/quote:2912a]

lo....?

[Scorched Earth]

[quote="Mr. maple":73011]I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?[/quote:73011]
echo

[Chango]

[quote="Mr. maple":54dbf]I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?[/quote:54dbf]

A speaker

[Chango]

Originally Posted by Pyro

A sheik announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit all his wealth. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik's wealth.

The two sons set out on the journey. After severals days of aimless wandering, they met and agreed to seek the advice of a wiseman. After listening to the wiseman's advice, the two sons rode the camels as quickly as possible to the designated city.

What was it that the wiseman told the two sons? They did not agree to split the wealth, and their father's decree would be followed.

The wiseman told them to switch Camels.


I hope thats right, thats all i could think up oOo:

[NexusRevived]

[quote="Mr. maple":b9c26]I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I?[/quote:b9c26]

telephone? micropohne? boombox radio staitonzzz

[Quze]

http://www.thisisnotporn.com

[Scalping Chief]

IF IT TOOK YOU AN HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO DIG HALF A HOLE?

[Milla]

Originally Posted by quzemoto

www.thisisnotporn.com

[img]http://www.club3g.com/forum/images/smilies/homophobe.gif[/img]

[SoLiDUS]

[quote="Scalping Chief":c8719]IF IT TOOK YOU AN HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO DIG HALF A HOLE?[/quote:c8719]

It's a hole or it isn't.

However, you could dig a hole that is half the size of the former in 30 minutes, but that isn't what you were asking.

[newt.]

[quote="Scalping Chief":1dc68]IF IT TOOK YOU AN HOUR TO DIG A HOLE, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO DIG HALF A HOLE?[/quote:1dc68]

i would incinerate ur ass

[BadScript]

30 of the most intelligent people in the world were transported to an island by Aliens to participate in an experiment which started on August 1st, 2004

The Experiment:

1) At 12:00am, a certain amount of people had a big red dot painted onto their back by some ultra-quiet sonic painter from above without anyone noticing.

2) When it's dawn, it was announced that all 30 people may walk around looking at other people's back, but one wasn't allowed to look at ones own back or communicate with other people in any way, otherwise the whole group of 30 people would be killed.

3) The person(s) whose back were painted should commit suicide at 12:00am the next day, or the whole group would be killed. The experiment will go on until all red-dotted person(s) are dead. The painting process will only be done once, and that is on the first day of the experiment.

Given:

1) These are the thiry most intelligent people in the world.

2) Each individual is willing to play by the rule and is prepared to die to save the whole group.

3) At least one person's back was painted.

On the August 8th, 2004 at 12:00am, the game was over.

How many person(s)'s back were painted, when exactly did he/she/they (if they, each of them) commit suicide, and why.

[fujimi7su]

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":f3088]Nirvana the gods of music[/quote:f3088]

annoy: eek:

[Eight Ace]

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your..??? eek: